It’s about that time of the year when people start reflecting back on the year — the good, the bad, the ugly. We usually take those moments of greatness and not-so-greatness and try to learn and grow from them by making New Year’s resolutions. Now, we all know how hard it is to actually stick with a resolution set, like, January 2nd, but I feel that celebrities have a better chance of sticking to their guns with the help of personal assistants, trainers, chefs, life coaches, etc. With this notion, I can’t help but wonder what Lindsay Lohan and J.Lo are planning to change or work on in 2012. (Maybe going away? That’d be nice.) So I’ve compiled a list of 10 celebrities and their imaginary (but likely) answers to the simple question, “Hey you, what’s your New Years Resolution for 2012?”.
“My resolution is to get Demi back…by tweeting how how sorry I am. I’m an expert at apology tweets.”
The Cast of Jersey Shore
“Yo! We resolve to drop off the face of the Earth and let Jersey go back to normal.”
“My resolution is to try not to be so insanely socially awkward.”
“My resolution is to get my comeback started by doing Dancing With the Stars!”
“Our resolution is to adopt six more kids. The more the merrier!”
“My resolution is hit at least 500 red carpet events and reclaim my title as Most Googled Woman. Oh, and also to work things out between me and my husband. Just kidding! But that would make pretty great TV right?”
“My resolution is to host SNL for the 837th time!”
“My resolution is to get Suri to stop jumping on her bed and our couches. I have no idea where she gets this from.”
“My resolution is to try not to be such a perfectionist…but let’s be real, I’m pretty much perfect.”
“My New Year’s resolution is to find a new hubby! Fourth time’s a charm, right?”
In all seriousness, do you believe in resolutions if so – what’s yours?
Happy New Year from the POUTPERFECTION team, party hard but also be safe!!