Vajayjay + Bedazzle = Vajazzle

Hi Pouters!

You may have or have not heard the term VAJAZZLE before, but after this informing blog post you will.

It is exactly what you’re thinking… Think Vajayjay + Bedazzler and you get VAJAZZLE.

Now, while you are reading this, I know what you’re thinking – THIS CHICK CANNOT BE SERIOUS. I am serious, deadly serious. Its a real thing!

IT MAKES YOUR LADY BUSINESS SHINE!

Jennifer Love Hewitt declared her love for vajazzling on Lopez Tonight [edit] (a comedian in America.)

Are you wondering what would drive someone to do this?

Well, Jennifer Love Hewitt gladly informed Lopez on TV…

“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski crystalled my, um, precious lady, it shined like a disco ball.”

BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT ALL WOMEN WANT FOR THEIR LADY BUSINESS – TO BLIND WHO EVER LOOKS AT IT!!

Apparently, this is becoming a trend of choice for ladies after having their bikini waxes at salons around the world…. I haven’t seen it advertised in my salon that I go to, thankfully, I think I’d wet myself laughing at any sign offering this “service”.

 Ladies, Valentines Day is just around the corner, and well, what a way to let that special person know “Honey, I love you” them by adorning your hoo-ha with a bunch of over priced crystals. Ha! Yeah… Right.

So, who will be getting vajazzled anytime soon? Let me know WHY?

But please don’t send me pictures!

**missfitzzz 

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8 responses to “Vajayjay + Bedazzle = Vajazzle

  1. Yeah this is totally gross haha oh and btw the Lopez tonight is the comedian George Lopez not J Lo

  2. beastandbeauty

    I would never get into this trend! Did you know there Pjazzling for men too! Please please don’t say Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, we just got over Xmas and New Years!

  3. buhahahhahahahah, Pjazzling sounds flippen disgusting compared to vajazzling. wow. this is interesting. I wanna see!!!!

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