5 WTF, OMG, WHAT THE, BODY PARTS THANKS TO PLASTIC SURGERY

Hey peeps!

Some people want to accentuate, bust up, modify, enhance, blow up their already perfect body parts. Why? Is it a lack of confidence? An overflow of stupidity? Boredom with their lives? At some point I’ve wanted to do something, but it’s all bullshit. All talk, no action. If you don’t have a serious physical issue then why do it. And just because people have mental issues, it’s a plastic surgeons responsibility to kick them up the “arse” with moral advice.

Let’s take a look at 5 of the most over the top body parts and who actually wanted them!

1) REAL LIFE JESSICA RABBIT

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Kristina Rei from Russia has had over 100 Botox lip injections just to look like Jessica Rabbit. It took her £4000,00 to achieve her much wanted look, as she was convinced thin lips made her look ugly. This nail technician said nothing will stop her. She loves it, even though she’s admitted she’s addicted.

I’m sorry Kristina, I live in South Africa and on a daily basis I drive past baboons on heat. Your lips resemble a baboons big, red, swollen arse! Don’t come here! Ever! A male baboon might perform some sexual act on you when on some safari ride!

2) MISS CONCRETE FACE

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So Doctor Oneal Ron Morris is this fake doctor who makes it his life plan to practice his love for construction on this poor woman’s face.  Rajee Narinesingh was injected with cement and tyre sealant. Both doctor and patient were born men and live as women. He was arrested for performing the same botched up surgery on another patient.

Im sorry. If you feel insecure with your body parts, go do something meaningful in life or with other people instead of destroying your own. You would have found a purpose and a reason for being happy with who you are. Guess what? Everyone has issues Rajee and Oneal! But we don’t mope around tuning ourselves in the mirror looking for BS “solutions” to our problems.

3) A BET GONE WRONG

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This tit of a man goes and places a $100 000,00 bet  that he would keep a set of 38c knockers for over a year. Apparently this dude still has them! This Brian Zembic lost some money on the stock market, then he found a plastic surgeon who is also a gambler and won $4500,00 in a game from backgammon. This surgeon then agreed to perform the surgery. He has since then been on several tv shows, showing off his boobs and claimed women are loving it!

Brian! Let’s hope you bet on a larger brain in the future.

4) BIGGEST BREASTS IN EUROPE

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Awww. Brian must be jealous! Beshine used to be a boring b-cup, so she decided to take on a whopping z-cup thanks to expander implants which she can fill up anytime she wants. Kinda like a car tyre. Pfffffft pffffffft pffffffft. Apparently she doesn’t suffer from back aches, because of back strengthening exercises she does! She does however find it difficult to buy clothes that fit. Really? Noooo! Oh and another disaster she faces is not being able to sleep on her tummy! I didn’t need to be told that! Um, that’s common sense!

Ok, so regarding your fashion dilemma, try Rent-a-tent! I’m sure there is enough fabric to go around those!

5) ILLEGAL BUTT AN HIP ENHANCEMENT

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Vanity Wonder, 30 spent over $15 000,00 on illegal plastic surgery injections to enhance her hips and ass! She was an assistant to the doctor who performed this nonsense. “Shot Girls” has revealed how proud moms brought in their daughters, from as young as 17 to this doctor for some OTT enhancements.

All I wanna know is….. How do you wipe?

So what do you have to say about this? What a mess this world is in.

MuchLuv
Sandylashxx

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8 responses to “5 WTF, OMG, WHAT THE, BODY PARTS THANKS TO PLASTIC SURGERY

  1. They are all horrendous!! OMG!
    Wow, ok, but I must say while I was looking at the “Jessica Rabbit” lips, I was thinking BABOON BABOON BABOON!! hahaha

  2. Exactly what are your favorite product review sites?

  3. Oh my goodness Its sad people are that unhappy with themselves isnt it ;/ Im not against enhancement some of my family and friends have a “little” something done little being key word here but those stories are taking it to a new level wow!!!

    • I totally agree Sarah. It’s so so scary. If they can’t afford it they must stay away. Instead they go to these fake doctors and the price they actually pay is so much higher. This is sad. I hope people learn from stories like this. But some people are stubborn. They don’t believe it’ll happen. :(

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