…is it my imagination or does Katy Perry look the most photoshopped version of herself that you’ve ever seen?
You may also have noticed (or even possibly read the heading of this post that I believe) she is dressed like a militant lesbian for GQ Germany because based on my experience with my German friends, which is my knowledge of Germans in general and how much we love to give them nonsene about being German, because I am British, I am allowed to, we won the war and all that nonsense… (Oh, would you look at that, a can of worms all over this blog.) As I am being one huge stereotype for this post, let me elaborate – Germans are cold, hard faced, militant lesbians, you know when they are not making really weird porn….
So, am I overreacting or have I drank too much coffee to even think about possibly blogging today, or am I correct? …about Katy Perry’s feature in GQ Germany of course, not about Germans all being militant lesbians, ofcourse I know that isn’t true, it was for the DRAMATIC effect damnit.