Fifty Shades of Dismay

Hiya Poutlings

In case we hadn’t noticed, Hermione Granger, *ahem* I mean Emma Watson is all grown up.

Emma in Vanity Fair promoting The Perks of Being A Wallflower

After a couple of months of rumours that she’s been ALREADY been cast in the movie of Fifty Shades of Grey, it turns out that she is still mulling over swapping her broom-stick for a leather paddle and her school tie for a whole wardrobe full of different grey silk ties to play the irritatating virgin-turned-submissive, Anastatasia Steele.

But hold on your wizard hats as Emma, who is now 22 years old hasn’t had the displeasure or pleasure (depends on who you are and what your stand on well written literature is…) of reading the book so possibly she thinks it’s about some painter lacking inspiration when it comes to his colour palette.

“The thing is I haven’t read any of the books because I haven’t read a script so it’s quite difficult to know what I’m turning down potentially but I hear it’s quite raunchy.

I mean if there’s interesting character development and there’s an interesting story then I would consider it – but I haven’t been offered anything.”

This made me laugh, because in her role in The Perks Of Being A Wallflower she says she found it difficult watching the kissing scenes back.

“It’s really funny because when I watch the film back, there are a few things I can’t watch. I cant’t watch the kissing scenes”

-said the potential-50-shades-submissive-actress…

“I told the director [Stephen Chbosky] that I ahve just come from plaing Hermione Granger and you are expecting me to dance and poutting me in corsets, and it’s difficult.”

I’m not sure how she is going to take being spanked and locked up in the play room while whomever is cast as the male lead, (Robert Pattison probably) plays the piano naked with his eyes closed then….

Do you see her being able to pull such a roll off? I’m not sure. I think she could do it, but I don’t think she will…

**missfitzz

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2 responses to “Fifty Shades of Dismay

  1. 50 shades of grey is the biggest kak ever. Says a chick who hasn’t read it. But I have a dear friend who has. And it’s the biggest kak.

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