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Mick Jagger‘s oldest daughter, Elizabeth Jagger stripped down naked for some fishy photos, she also got naked with her mum. (Awkward?) They’ve been shot by Fishlove to help the world know that if we don’t stop overfishing, scientists predict that by the middle of the century all marine life will be extinct. Yikes. Save the sushi!
Meanwhile, it’s easy to forget when it comes in a can or a roll or a burger….. or even when you are scuba diving, but tunas are big. The scary part is not that Lizzy Jagger is completely nude, riding this poor tuna…. It’s that over 4 MILLION TONS of tuna are taken out of the ocean every year… and that is the point of this campaign, obviously.
Fishlove says we’ve got to can our tuna addiction.
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Oh, fashion, sometimes you are so ridiculously opulent, but we love it at Pout Perfection, because if you were not, we wouldn’t have much to talk about. Dior, has created a line of temporary tattos made of 24 carat gold, in case if you have a bunch of cash lying around, after your $250k manicure and after buying the most expensive dress in the world, you have run out of things to sniff with it.
Dior jewellery designer, Camille Micelli, the French fashion house took the temporary tattoo trend (may I add, which I thought died out in the 90s, sometime before puberty hit…) and gave it a touch of elegance. That’s right…
Retailing for $120 a set (rougly R960), the DIOR GRAND BAL GOLDEN TATTOO set included temporary tattoos made from 24 carat gold in the shapes of bracelets, charms and rings. Comparatively getting a real tattoo may be a little more expensive but is it made of gold? No. In that case, just be sure not to shower for a while to extend the shelf life of these golden temporary tattoos. Or for a more dramatic look melt them down and paint yourself gold.
Speaking of ridiculously opulent designer items, would you spend $290 (roughly R2,320) on a paper bag? Well, what if it was designed by Jil Sander?
I’m not even joking. Jil Sander is selling a paper bag that retails for a whopping $290 (roughly R2,320). I’m pretty sure that even if I bought 1,000 average paper bags and foiled them with 24 carat gold, that they still wouldn’t be worth the ridiculous asking price Jill Sander is expecting.
From her Fall 2012 Autumn/Winter Collection, Jill Sander has released the medium Vasari bag in brown (what other colour, really, it’s a fucking paper bag). According to the product description, that bag has “a long rectangular silhouette and is crafted from coated paper, features the words `Jill Sanders` printed in black at the bottom of the front pane;” and has “visible brown stiched seams at each side with two gold coloured metal eyelets at the bottom“.
APPARENTLY, some people have run out of places to spend their money because the Vasari bag is currently sold out. So someone have one of those rich bastards pick me up a lunchtime snack immediately! With extra foie gras and caviar, please. Oh, do not forget the lobster.
There is a recession, they said…. WHAT FUCKING RECESSION??
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Again, with Japan, and weird things to do/see/avoid there. Japan’s SPA magazine recently published an article called “The Ultimate Form of Slob”, about the masculinzation of women, which appears to be manifesting itself in female “slob” behaviors. This includes slacking on cleanliness in homes, refusing to maintain hairless bodies and wait for it… WEARING nappies to avoid having to take bathroom breaks at work.
One of the 25 year old “slobs” interviewed in the piece confessed to wearing a diaper to work for the last six months to save her the trouble of having to use the toilet. SHE PEES IN HER NAPPY AND SITS IN IT…. apparently, this trend is catching on some drugstores have started stocking their feminine hygiene sections with LOTS of adult nappies.
NO. NOOO. NOOO. NO WAYS BRU. Not acceptable. I am fine with sloppiness. It’s not my way, but I don’t judge. Housework and laundry and body hair are ALL annoying. I get it. Interrupting the work day to pee, especially if you have a small bladder, can be a nuisance… but in no universe, unless you are unable to maintain proper bladder control, would that move me to start wearing a nappy!!
I suspect that their is a fetish attached to this… but honestly, I do not want to go there or even dwell on it for a second further.
eew.
ewww.
ewwwwww.
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