7 Reasons Why You Should Go to Sexpo

Firstly, I’m not going to beat around the bush – if you’re the conservative type, you won’t like it and will end up blushing through the thing and not enjoy yourself, so stay at home.

Secondly, Sexpo is not for the jealous, so if you’re going to scream at your boyfriend/husband/partner for looking at the gorgeous naked strippers and/or models, again, stay at home because this is for fun.

Ok, now that that’s out of the way and you’ve taken the carrot out of your bum, you may read on…

According to www.sexpo.co.za it is a “Health, Sexuality & Lifestyle Expo and is the world’s largest event of its kind focussing on a broad spectrum of adult related topics and also boasting spectacular stage performances by local and international adult entertainers.  The aim of the exhibition is to educate, inform, entertain and celebrate our sexuality in a fun and exciting atmosphere shared by like minded people. SEXPO is not just about SEX, it is about sexuality, sensuality and adult lifestyles in the 21st century.  SEXPO offers a vast number of diverse exhibitors ensuring that there is something for everyone and for those of you on the prowl for fun, unique or even special gift options for friends or loved ones . . . SEXPO will not disappoint.”

Not convinced yet? Well, being my second time going to Sexpo, which will be held at the Gallagher Convention Centre in Midrand all this weekend, I thought I’d give you guys a brief overview of what to expect and 7 reasons why you should go!

Reason 1: The Famous Pricasso

At some stage you’ve heard of the old guy that whips out his junk to paint masterpieces who attends Sexpo every year and this year is no exception. You’ll be amazed (and somewhat disturbed) by what this guy can do with his, erm, paintbrush.

Reason 2: Michelle “Bombshell” McGee

Meet one of the world’s most famous mistresses, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, the fetish model who slept with Jesse James and ruined Sandra Bullock’s marriage – coz you can! Besides, how cool would it be to have her on your facebook profile pic with you?

Reason 3: Gold Member

2 Years ago when I went to Sexpo for the first time, I posed with a giant penis ice sculpture and although I’m not sure if the ice sculpture will be back this year, I know a giant gold “member” will definitely be there. Don’t pretend like you’re not excited – LOL!

Me at sexpo in 2009, all sweet and innocent of course! hahaha!

Reason 4: Body Art

Although I am not nearly brave enough to strip to my knickers and pose for a bunch of strangers, the website promises it to be cool; “Watch and take part as the nude body becomes an artist’s canvas! Charl Bubb the renowned body artist will be creating masterpieces out of SEXPO visitors throughout the show.”

Reason 5: Chapel of Love

Feeling spontaneous? Why get a tattoo when you can get hitched?! I mean, it’s our equivelant of a Vegas Wedding. Now, I don’t know about you, but I’m certainly not the type to tell my kids at 80 years old that “I got married at Sexpo!”, but it certainly will be funny to look at the peeps that do!

Reason 6: Durex Workshops

“Throughout SEXPO the workshop hosts fun and informative seminars. Gain valuable health information or unleash your sexual powers.” So, it’s a place for education as well!

Reason 7: Ladies and Men’s Lounges

STRICTLY for the single or the open-minded. From stripshows to lapdances, to just enjoying a time giggling, blushing and laughing with a couple of Cosmo’s at hand with friends. The Lounges are going to be hawt!

So go on, don’t be a pissy! Even if you just do it once in your life, go and enjoy being bad for one night. I’ll be there on Saturday and will update you guys on my naughty (lol yea whatever!) time at Sexpo, follow me on twitter for my tweets this Sat – “CherryVonDagger”!

Peace and Love! xoxox M


Filed under Daily Banter, Events, Sex

3 responses to “7 Reasons Why You Should Go to Sexpo

  1. omg marinda. you have a frozen willy.

  2. Kastine

    Brill post, I can’t wait to go.

  3. It?s arduous to seek out knowledgeable folks on this matter, but you sound like you realize what you?re talking about! Thanks

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