Celebrity Body Insurance

Fabulous Pouters…

Do you have insurance?

$317,000 moustache – Merv Hughs, cricket player .

$350,000 breasts – Ornella Muti, actress.

$357,000 waistline – Bette Davis, actress.

$442,000 nose – Jimmy Durante, actor.

$500,000 eyes – Ben Turnip, comedian.

$1million legs – Rihanna.

$1.6million hands – Keith Richards, guitarist of the Rolling Stones.

$2.2million legs – Heidi Klum, actress and recent TV personality.

$2.3million taste buds – Egon Ronay, food critic.

$2.8million legs – Jamie Lee Curtis, actress.

$3.2million legs – Tina Turner, singer.

$3.8million breasts – Dolly Parton, singer.

$7million chest hair – Tom Jones, sex bomb – I mean singer.

$10million smile – America Ferrera, actress.

$10.6million teeth – Ken Dodd, comedian.

$14.8million legs – Betty Grable, actress.

$15.5 million voice- Rod Stewart, singer.

$16 million taste buds – Angela Mount, pisshead – I mean wine expert.

$31.2million voice – Bruce Springstreen, musician.

$40million feet – Michael Flatley, dancer.

$70million legs – David Beckham, soccer player.

$300million butt – Jennifer Lopez, singer.

$1billion legs – Mariah Carey, singer.

Soo, do you think they’ve insured for enough or too much?

Are you going to insure any part of your body?




Filed under Celebrities, Daily Banter

14 responses to “Celebrity Body Insurance

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  3. I’m going to insure my smile…but its priceless! lol 😛

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