All The Best Bits of SNOOKI

Hello there pretty pouting beauties!

So, today is Nicole Elizabeth “Snooki” Polizzi’s 24th birthday and to honour her, we at Pout Perfection have decided to dedicate a blog of what we love about her! So if you’re a Snooki fan – go ahead and enjoy the show!

Dangerous Curves Ahead

A girl after my own heart, being only 1.45m or 4.9ft (I’m 1.5m, 5.1ft), I know the struggles when it comes to weight when you’re insanely short. Eating just one muffin shows straight away, so when I heard that Snooki lost 7 kilos (15lbs), I have to say I was super proud of her because she looks fantastic!

Snooki – A Shore Thing

She also released a book called “A Shore Thing”, which was described as her searching for love on the boardwalk, which is probably a biography disguised as a novel, I’m not sure, I’m going to get my copy soon! Cant’ wait!

Snooki Quotes

  • A crow comes and it starts quacking at us… or not quacking, what does a crow do?
  • We are going to Space.. Space means like guidos juicehead gorillas, sexy, tanned, sweaty boys.. & house music.
  • [Vinny]’s like my big brother, I love him.. but usually you don’t have sex with your big brother.
  • One [fireman] is tall, tanned.. & he looked Italian, so I woulda smushed that, yes.
  • Angelina got it in with Vinny cuz she’s a loosey-goose & then she had sex with Jose the next day… WHORE.. just sayin’.
  • White’s in in Miami.. what if you get your period? It’s ruined.
  • It’s just a big ball of f*ckness. That’s a new word: f*ckness.
  • Snooki: It hurts my vagina… The Situation: Ok, come down.. Snooki: No no, I like it!
  • Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.
  • JWOWW f*ckin’ beat a bitch up tonight. I tried to get in it but I couldn’t.
  • I’m fat [fake cries] I’m about to eat a sausage right now. F*CK YOU ALL!!! HAHA!
  • This one girl starts like charging me like a f*ckin’ hippo.
  • I’m saving myself for cowboy.
  • My boobs are so tight I can’t breathe, is that normal?

 The Over-The-Top and Awesome Outfits

The Bows

Snooki’s makeup

Wanna do the Snooki look? Check out Lindsey’s tutorial straight from Snooki’s website:

Snooki Makeup Tutorial

Snooks on the cover of Rolling Stone

What’s next? World domination is what! Hopefully Snooki will get her own TV show (Read: Talk Show now that Oprah is done haha!), hopefully she’ll settle and have kids and do an Osbourne-style reality show with them, but more than anything we hope she won’t disappear because she is way too awesome!

“It’s a Jersey Thing!”

Peace and Love xoxox



Filed under Celebrities, Daily Banter, Fashion, Gossip, Makeup, Tributes

6 responses to “All The Best Bits of SNOOKI

  1. My goodness. She is entertaining, but not the prettiest put together. Arme ding… xx

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  5. thelma

    whoa snokkie looks fantastic

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