Manly Monday : Why Would You Wear This??

Hiya Poutlings & Blue Steel-ers 😉

20 days until Christmas! I haven’t done any shopping… oops.

OH, please do not carry on reading if you do not own a sense of humour or lost it over the weekend.

Novelty boxers are a multibillion dollar industry. Yes, when I found that out I decided I’m clearly in the wrong business. Here are 12 examples of a cock-block waiting to happen.

SKID MARKS

If you’ve got them, don’t flaunt them. The only thing worse than the these boxers is the person who gave them to you as present and maybe they are trying to tell you something… just saying.

CHOKE YOUR CHICKEN

We get it, you all do it – we don’t want to hear about it or be reminded of it over and over again in print!

TAKEN

Now these are sweet (in a very backward, roundabout, weird creepy way) if its your significant other trying to brand your penis, however – if they are being seen by someone else be warned they will be guilted at first sight of those boxers. bwahaha.

WARNING

People love buying underwear with penis size jokes on them. These people are dicks… big dicks. If you have a huge or small one, don’t let your boxers give it away. Would people buy hot dogs if the label explained exactly what was inside?

LOST REMOTE

Women are aware we are competing with a remote, no need to remind us…

POST-IT NOTES

POST-IT notes are a lot of things, but sexy isn’t one of them. Again, the 700 reminders on your drawers may just remind her that she could be doing something way more productive.

BITE ME

We love cookies and chocolate, but no. Just No.

BLAST PANTS

I trust there’s nothing that needs to be said here. Other than “NOOOOOOO,” of course.

THE MAN GIRDLE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA. No. 100 times NO.

A TOUCH OF CLASS

Women hate being underdressed. That’s all I’m saying.

PINOCHIO

Cartoons on your boxers are always a gamble. Turning your penis into the nose of a beloved Disney character, is as good of an idea as taking life advise from a talking Cricket.

Smile. It makes people wonder what your thinking and why you just read a blog about boxers 😉

*missfitz

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6 Comments

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6 responses to “Manly Monday : Why Would You Wear This??

  1. Wahahahaha! Ah that’s awful!

  2. Goodness me. Really? Haha. Love the full body one. Wow. Women need that. Good for guys going to jail though. Prevents easy access. Xx

  3. xxx-lucyv-xxx

    i am guilty of buying these as gifts, i just think some are too brilliant to pass up!

  4. That Pinocchio one is the worst! Haha

  5. I am not really superb with English but I find this really easy to understand.

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