Hiya Poutlings & Blue Steel-ers 😉
20 days until Christmas! I haven’t done any shopping… oops.
OH, please do not carry on reading if you do not own a sense of humour or lost it over the weekend.
Novelty boxers are a multibillion dollar industry. Yes, when I found that out I decided I’m clearly in the wrong business. Here are 12 examples of a cock-block waiting to happen.
If you’ve got them, don’t flaunt them. The only thing worse than the these boxers is the person who gave them to you as present and maybe they are trying to tell you something… just saying.
We get it, you all do it – we don’t want to hear about it or be reminded of it over and over again in print!
Now these are sweet (in a very backward, roundabout, weird creepy way) if its your significant other trying to brand your penis, however – if they are being seen by someone else be warned they will be guilted at first sight of those boxers. bwahaha.
People love buying underwear with penis size jokes on them. These people are dicks… big dicks. If you have a huge or small one, don’t let your boxers give it away. Would people buy hot dogs if the label explained exactly what was inside?
Women are aware we are competing with a remote, no need to remind us…
POST-IT notes are a lot of things, but sexy isn’t one of them. Again, the 700 reminders on your drawers may just remind her that she could be doing something way more productive.
We love cookies and chocolate, but no. Just No.
I trust there’s nothing that needs to be said here. Other than “NOOOOOOO,” of course.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA. No. 100 times NO.
Women hate being underdressed. That’s all I’m saying.
Cartoons on your boxers are always a gamble. Turning your penis into the nose of a beloved Disney character, is as good of an idea as taking life advise from a talking Cricket.
Smile. It makes people wonder what your thinking and why you just read a blog about boxers 😉