Offending Santa with Terrible Trousers this Christmas?

Hi Pouters! 🙂

We all know that the perfect pair of pants is a must-have. A stylista’s closet is simply incomplete without them — bootylicious jeans, forgiving track pants,  leggings…all essential to seamlessly completing any look. But from time to time we at PoutPerfection.com sometimes see some “oh-god-why” looks. And often those looks are made that much more atrocious due to a perfectly horrible pair of pants. Below are pants that should not make into anyone’s wardrobe… EVER!

DENIM LACEUPS 1. Not Flattering. 2. Not Practical.

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN…

Should I start with the absurdly low crotch, the mismatched print, the tutu details, the silver fishnets, or the kitten heels?

GEISHA GUY

You do not wear these anywhere, let alone the Emmy’s.

PATCHWORK

Mmm men in flares – reminds me of my parents wedding album – bless them.However… How…unattractive.

DENIM THONG

I wish I was making this picture up, that it was some elaborate Photoshop prank. These pants are too hideous for words considering NO ONE should show their underwear under their jeans! If I could sue the person responsible for this, I would.

ANIMAL PRINT HYBRID

Fashionistas know animal print is tough to pull off in pant form because it can highlight some less than fabulous areas, but these pants would make even the most flawless legs look deranged.

HAREM PANTS ON CRACK

Thanks Forever 21 for taking a perfectly satisfactory trend and turning it into a baby’s nappy.

SUGGESTIVE SKELETON

For a Halloween costume? Fine. For everyday life? NO. 100 TIMES NO!

GOLFING MISTAKES

Granted, this offender is playing golf and is most likely a world champion, but it doesn’t excuse neon pink psychedelic print. Ever.

HOW TO SCARE SANTA AWAY… 101 

Will you be offending Santa with some of fashions most terrible pants this Christmas? Make sure he doesn’t avoid your house because of them!

If you receive any of these pants from anyone, claim they don’t fit and you need the receipt to get a different pair/style, if that fails – BURN THEM!

Merry Christmas pouters, cherish every moment with your loved ones!

*missfitzz

1 Comment

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One response to “Offending Santa with Terrible Trousers this Christmas?

  1. shell

    Sadly, the pair of jeans shown with the “underwear” sticking out…is a pair of jeans designed to be super low-rise. That isn’t underwear. It’s part of the pants.

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