So, what is funnier than a pageant queens answers that may get a little lost in translation from the brain to the tongue? Well, celebrities when they are trying to be smart.
Here are some of my favourite idiotic quotes from the finest the media has to offer, or are there any better out there? 😉
I think you missed that geography lesson.
Such a pity, I expected so much more from Al Gore.
A zebra has stripes!
God. Help. Us. All.
Oh my gawd…. Maybe its actually gonna be in Cannes for a change?? Sigh.
Thats like a defination of a diet! OH EM GEE!
I wonder what God thinks about being called a giant vibrator. Compliment? Insult?
Its a lamb’s testical, dumbass.
“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean, I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” – Mariah Carey
I almost thought for a second you had a heart but then you started on your second sentence, and well, I realised your still a self centered ice queen.
Well, that defeats the point now. Doesn’t it?
I never knew this lady was a nudist. Good for her.
What a great example to set for the myspace generation! No wonder STDs spread like wildfire. Well done!
That’s awesome, so once I’m killed I’ll have other insignificant parts of my life? Wooohooo!
Don’t take my word on this, I’m not a medically qualified but that sounds like you have different voices talking to you in your head.
Oh crap, how did my parents survive?
Oh goodness. Ok then – good for you!