How was your weekend dear reader?
I’m sure some of our readers are mommies? Ok, I’m not a mommy myself, but I’ve lived my whole life knowing how to care for babies. Since all my sisters are 9, 10 and 11 years older than me. My oldest nephew is 15!
Anyhow, I am quite shocked though at the fact some women don’t know how to hold, feed or interact with a baby. I know for first time mommies they always think they’re doing something wrong. I get that, but being a mother should be somewhat of a natural thing for us women.
But for those of you who aren’t so sure on baby-how-to’s, here are a few instructions on feeding, loving and playing with your baba!
Haha! Right, so I hope you as a mommy or not had a good laugh with these out of the world baby instructions! I know when I first saw them I burst out laughing!
Babies are blessings and we should treat them as such. Love and care for them.
My personal beliefs regarding babies?
Don’t make them if you can’t afford them!
Don’t make them just to receive government grants!
Don’t talk all googoogaga with them. Throughout the pregnancy they can hear you talking normally to the dad, friends and family. All of a sudden once you’ve popped it out, you talk like a retard! Don’t! Kids are smarter than you think!
The first 2 years of a child’s life are the most important – NO, a child is for LIFE!
And don’t spoil toddlers! Never! When it’s no, it’s no!
The more cohesive the parents are when it comes to teaching or “punishing” a child, the more stable his environment and life is.
Smack them! haha. It’s true! Warn them! Tell them that by the count of 3 if they don’t listen, they will get a hiding! Believe me, if you do it once properly, you just have to count the next time and they become little angels instantly!
(You might think: “What does she know? She’s not a mom!” Believe me, I know enough! I know how I was brought up and how wonderful I turned out to be! Duh!)
Have a laugh….