Barbie Has Gone Crazzzy….

Hello Pouters!

FRIDAY… At last!

I DECLARE FRIDAY WORK DAYS ABOUT TEA & CAKE.

I’m such a hypocrit, been working like a slave this morning…

Remember Barbie? She’s an old friend of mine who provided countless hours of entertainment.

I remember I had BAYWATCH BARBIE, along with the BAYWATCH TENT and BAYWATCH OUTFITS. I was the shit back in the day!

While I think its pretty awesome the Barbie brand is still going strong I have to say, I’m somewhat concerned at the Barbies they have released or have said they WANT to release…

Decide for yourself, but I am sure I didnt play with any of these types of Barbies back in the day!

WHEELCHAIR BARBIE

This is lovely, it also raises money for a good cause and will let little girls know if they are wheelchair dependent that they are as equally as important as everyone else. Good one, Barbie 🙂

now for the real shockers…

TEEN PREGNANCY BARBIE

So, what did you wanna be when you were 16? I wanted to be a rockstar, still do, however I don’t think being pregnant was on my list, at all… WHAT THE FUCK?? I suppose 16 and Pregnant may be onto something after all.

UNICORN BARBIE

Almost every little girls dream is to be a princess and have their own pony… Looking like a unicorn, I’m not so sure, I think the kids would make fun of you at school for having female barbies with a penis on their heads… just saying!

BARBIE WITH WEIGHT ISSUES

VOLUME 1 featuring OVERWEIGHT BARBIE

All this picture is missing a bottle of wine and then they can call this barbie the BRIDGET JONES barbie… Or is it just me?

VOLUME 2 featuring OBESE BARBIE

haha, this should come as a Happy Meal toy from McDonalds… ha ha ha ha ha….

VOLUME 3 featuring ANOREXIC BARBIE

While I think this could convey a strong message to youngsters, its creepy… The main problem I have with it is how does that doll actually balance standing upright…

TWILIGHT BARBIE & KEN

Okay, I admit it, this was unavoidable! The vampire-human couple from the Twilight when mentioning the little girls. Who wouldn’t like to be obsessed with a blood-sucking vampire that can turn into a bat in any given moment? Mmm, dreamy…

DIAMOND BARBIE

There is not much wrong with this Barbie looking at her apart from the PRICE. She will set you back 85,000 US DOLLARS approximately R595,000 because she has 106 diamonds sewn into her dress. I’d rather have a ring…

PRUDENT BARBIE

I don’t get it. I went to a convent. I get what being a nun is all about. Despite wanting to be a nun when I was in grade 1, I don’t know if I ever wanted to play nunnery with my Barbies… Plus, Barbie has been long involved with Ken, they got divorced but are apparently back together. So that kinda defeats the whole good Catholic girl thing…

HILLBILLY BARBIE

What do ya’ll think? I want one!!

 GRANDMUM BARBIE

Does she get botox? Wohoo!

FOOZBALL BARBIE

 LOOK MOM!! No hands! Wonder if they brought this out for the soccer world cup… hahaha

LADY GAGA BARBIE

Hmm, never in a million years would I let any child play with one of these, she may come a soul sucking device, so the child can be as soulless as Gaga herself.

ZOMBIE BARBIE BRAAAAAAINS not included!

AMY WINEHOUSE BARBIE

Pack of cigarettes and line of cocaine not included!

Have a fantastic Friday!!

****missfitzzzzzz 

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7 responses to “Barbie Has Gone Crazzzy….

  1. i want amy barbie asap! I was just told i look like her….again! i want!!!!!

  2. What happened to the innocent barbie’s I played with? Hollywood Hair Barbie, Sun Sensation Barbie or Day-to-Night Barbie. Flip, I loved those. 🙂

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