FRIDAY… At last!
I DECLARE FRIDAY WORK DAYS ABOUT TEA & CAKE.
I’m such a hypocrit, been working like a slave this morning…
Remember Barbie? She’s an old friend of mine who provided countless hours of entertainment.
I remember I had BAYWATCH BARBIE, along with the BAYWATCH TENT and BAYWATCH OUTFITS. I was the shit back in the day!
While I think its pretty awesome the Barbie brand is still going strong I have to say, I’m somewhat concerned at the Barbies they have released or have said they WANT to release…
Decide for yourself, but I am sure I didnt play with any of these types of Barbies back in the day!
now for the real shockers…
TEEN PREGNANCY BARBIE
So, what did you wanna be when you were 16? I wanted to be a rockstar, still do, however I don’t think being pregnant was on my list, at all… WHAT THE FUCK?? I suppose 16 and Pregnant may be onto something after all.
Almost every little girls dream is to be a princess and have their own pony… Looking like a unicorn, I’m not so sure, I think the kids would make fun of you at school for having female barbies with a penis on their heads… just saying!
BARBIE WITH WEIGHT ISSUES
VOLUME 1 featuring OVERWEIGHT BARBIE
VOLUME 2 featuring OBESE BARBIE
VOLUME 3 featuring ANOREXIC BARBIE
TWILIGHT BARBIE & KEN
Okay, I admit it, this was unavoidable! The vampire-human couple from the Twilight when mentioning the little girls. Who wouldn’t like to be obsessed with a blood-sucking vampire that can turn into a bat in any given moment? Mmm, dreamy…
There is not much wrong with this Barbie looking at her apart from the PRICE. She will set you back 85,000 US DOLLARS approximately R595,000 because she has 106 diamonds sewn into her dress. I’d rather have a ring…
I don’t get it. I went to a convent. I get what being a nun is all about. Despite wanting to be a nun when I was in grade 1, I don’t know if I ever wanted to play nunnery with my Barbies… Plus, Barbie has been long involved with Ken, they got divorced but are apparently back together. So that kinda defeats the whole good Catholic girl thing…
LADY GAGA BARBIE
AMY WINEHOUSE BARBIE
Have a fantastic Friday!!