So, I’ve been investigating what people do on Facebook for a while now and I’ve noticed people seem to totally forget that Facebook is a social networking site and instead, think of it as their personal journals. I mean, I know Mark Zuckerburg basically invented it while blogging his feelings online one night while drunk (Thank you “The Social Network”), but this does not mean you have to go and humiliate yourself like that.
So, I’ve decided to give you a list of the people who irritate me most on Facebook. Let me know if I’ve missed anyone who just gets under your skin…
ANNOYING FACEBOOK PEOPLE
THE PISSED OFF POSTER
This is the person who posts things like “I hate my life so much right now, I could just die”. Comment that follows: “Hey sweety, what’s wrong?”, followed by a comment (by said poster; “I don’t wanna talk about it!” or “I’ll inbox you.”
You don’t look tough, cute or even smart. At all. You look like an attention whore.
DON’T DO SOMETHING PERMANENTLY STUPID BECAUSE YOU’RE TEMPORARILY UPSET.
THE LOVEY DOVEY SWEET-AS-A-CHEWED-UP-TOFFEY COUPLE
“Hey my sugar pie, my honey bunny, my angel kisses and petal pug! I miss you sooooooooooooo much! I can’t wait to see you laterz! I’m going to kiss you till your face is covered in love sooooo much that you’d just die of all the love I’m going to give you! ♥♥♥ I love you soooooooo much!!”
Yea, you know those people. Everybody knows at least one couple like that. If you can’t keep your relationship behind closed doors, or at least express it with a simple, “Hey baby, can’t wait to see you later. Love you.” then it’s probably not going to last very long anyway, so save your fingers the effort of typing all that crap.
THE GAME REQUEST ANNOYANCE
You log onto Facebook and it says you have 10 notifications. You click on it only to find 10 notifications from Sally Johnson who wants you to be their neighbour in some new crap game that Facebook has invented. I know they’re crap because I’ve tried most of them. They suck and you get tired of them eventually. Except of course, Farmville for most people…. I personally never did get the appeal of that game.
THE RELATIONSHIP-STATUS ABUSER