Things you shouldn’t post on Facebook

Hey Pouters!

So, I’ve been investigating what people do on Facebook for a while now and I’ve noticed people seem to totally forget that Facebook is a social networking site and instead, think of it as their personal journals. I mean, I know Mark Zuckerburg basically invented it while blogging his feelings online one night while drunk (Thank you “The Social Network”), but this does not mean you have to go and humiliate yourself like that.

It’s embarrassing.

So, I’ve decided to give you a list of the people who irritate me most on Facebook.  Let me know if I’ve missed anyone who just gets under your skin…

ANNOYING FACEBOOK PEOPLE

  • THE PISSED OFF POSTER

This is the person who posts things like “I hate my life so much right now, I could just die”. Comment that follows: “Hey sweety, what’s wrong?”, followed by a comment (by said poster; “I don’t wanna talk about it!” or “I’ll inbox you.”

*facepalm*

You don’t look tough, cute or even smart. At all. You look like an attention whore.

DON’T DO SOMETHING PERMANENTLY STUPID BECAUSE YOU’RE TEMPORARILY UPSET.

  • THE LOVEY DOVEY SWEET-AS-A-CHEWED-UP-TOFFEY COUPLE

“Hey my sugar pie, my honey bunny, my angel kisses and petal pug! I miss you sooooooooooooo much! I can’t wait to see you laterz! I’m going to kiss you till your face is covered in love sooooo much that you’d just die of all the love I’m going to give you! ♥♥♥ I love you soooooooo much!!”

Yea, you know those people. Everybody knows at least one couple like that. If you can’t keep your relationship behind closed doors, or at least express it with a simple, “Hey baby, can’t wait to see you later. Love you.” then it’s probably not going to last very long anyway, so save your fingers the effort of typing all that crap.

  • THE GAME REQUEST ANNOYANCE

You log onto Facebook and it says you have 10 notifications. You click on it only to find 10 notifications from Sally Johnson who wants you to be their neighbour in some new crap game that Facebook has invented. I know they’re crap because I’ve tried most of them. They suck and you get tired of them eventually. Except of course, Farmville for most people…. I personally never did get the appeal of that game.

  • THE RELATIONSHIP-STATUS ABUSER

One day she’s so insanely in love that she’s describing the colour of the guy’s eyes to the greenest grass of a goat farm and the very next day she hates him with everything in her and more. Then, suddenly, it’s complicated. Then she’s single again. Then a week later, there’s someone new and she’s in a relationship again. Can you keep up? I can’t.
  • THE CONSTANT POSTER

6:30am: “Good morning my friends! Have a great day!”
7:30am: “That was an awesome breakfast! Time to face the day!”
8:00am: “What terrible traffic! I hate this road soooo much! Just wanna get to work already!!!”
8:30am: “I hate my job. F*ck my life. I just wanna quit.”
9:15am: “This tea is the best tea ever! I needed this break.”
….really?? This is Facebook, not Twitter! We don’t need to know every single little thing that happens in your day. We also don’t need a “good morning” or a “good night” every day. Facebook is not your husband or wife.
  • THE FACEBOOK STALKER

It’s understandable to browse through your crush’s Facebook profile and check out some old photos, I mean, it’s normal and it’s there for you to see, so why not? But for the LOVE of all things sane, why, WHY must you go and like and comment on every single picture? Also, poking is socially unacceptable.
It’s creepy.
  • THE ABSENT FACEBOOKER

They have a profile and a profile picture (if that much), but are never, ever online. They take months to accept your friend request and only reply to a message you sent them much, much later. They don’t have the new timeline and their wall consists of “Julia Winchester is now friends with Barry Worthington” updates. They are either Facebook-handicapped or just decide it’s too mainstream for them.
I guess they are the least annoying out of everyone… until you see them personally and they comment on everything you’ve been doing lately… which makes you wonder just how absent they’ve really been…

So… those are the most annoying people on Facebook, in my opinion. Are you one of them? I know I’ve been each of these at least once, but I’ve evolved into the savvy Facebooker I am today! LOL 🙂

Happy Facebooking!

♥ Marinda Liza ♥

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