Afternoon dear readers!
I thought I knew how wack this world was, but clearly I didn’t!
There’s is a new craze in town! BAGEL HEADS! Wtf is it? Well…..
On the show TABOO (National Geographic Channel) there will be an episode showing us normal people the latest beauty craze in Toyko. Japanese body modification has gone to new heights with this temporary bagel head look, daring to call it “art”. I will call it stupidity.
Why Japan? Why????? Why????
How does it work?
Technicians insert a needle into the forehead, then they inject 400cc of saline into the forehead to form a bubble, then his or her finger presses into the center causing an indentation which forms this “bagel” look! What for? Eff knows!
A Japanese artist named Keroppy who pioneered the “modcon” body art explained to Vice back in 2009 that it’s about innovation: “People who like extreme body modification want to find their own way of doing things, and they’re always looking for new ways to do that. The more progressive the scene gets, the more these people have to experiment and go their own way.” (Huffington Post)
Thank goodness this crap absorbs into the body after about 16 hours. 16 darn hours too long for my liking!
If only brains could be injected! No! Actually.. Inject HAPPINESS!!!! Goodness me, it looks like an
arsehole on the head! I guess it’s befitting, your head has to be full of crap to do this!
Be happy without a bagel shaped head! (Then again, this could definitely feature in a HALLOWEEN post! About the only place it will look normal!)
Omg! Have a blessed bagel head free Sunday peeps!