Just when I thought I read, heard or even said it all, I haven’t.
Both men and women put themselves in extreme positions while wanting to lose weight. I, myself lost 15kg in 3 months while on the GABRIEL METHOD. It’s not extreme at all, it’s the best way to lose weight in a healthy way. It’s more about a lifestyle change. But we are not here to talk about my weight loss.
These are the WEIRDEST ways of some people losing weight. I can’t imagine it being healthy at all!!!
1) URINE INJECTIONS
Why my word why????
How it works: This is when your regimen involves daily injections of urine from pregnant women! One weight loss counselor explained that its not the urine, but the hormones in the urine that works the weight loss magic. Sheryl Paloni lost 43 pounds and more than 30 inches in 5 months thanks to this wackadoodle method. “It’s human chorionic gonadotropin. It tricks your body to thinking its pregnant” said Iris McCarthy of Success Weight Loss Systems.
2) HAVING SEX 7 TIMES A DAY
How it works: One of the worlds heaviest women is burning up to 500 calories by having sex with her ex-husband. Ok, so you see, this is what happened. Pauline Potter got a title in the Guiness World Record for being the heaviest woman in the world. But, she was divorced while receiving this “achievement”. So her ex decided to hook back up with her and now…. Well, they are doing the dirty and she’s losing the pounds. She has lost over 98 pounds since getting back together with her ex. “I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session. It’s great exercise just jiggling around.” Alex, her “exercise equipment” only weighs 140 pounds. Apparently, he does most of the work.
3) PAINFUL TONGUE PATCH
How it works: Cosmetic surgeon Nikolas Chugay will do a procedure on your tongue that will make it painful for you to eat. He stitches a small piece of polyethylene mesh onto your tongue, making it painful to eat solids, forcing a low-calorie liquid diet only. “It is uncomfortable to eat solid food, so people will all of a sudden remember, I am only to eat liquids.” said dr Chugay. Apparently over 60 people tried this method and have lost an average of 20 pounds each over a period of a month.
Ok. So which method would you try? Personally I would try out number …….0!
I guess most people would opt for number 2, but remember. Not everyone is qualified to operate heavy machinery. 😉
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Fashion loves anything that straddles the very fine line between what is provocative and what is tasteless, and of course that happens to include the romanticising the blackened underbelly of society.
If you do not believe me, please consider the “heroin chic” phenomenon of the mid-nineties or consider the unsettling existence of a wikiHow article called “How to be Heroin Chic”. So, I guess that fashion had no other option than to think “What’s gritty and ‘underground’ that we can glamourize with models and fancy clothes? Hmmm…. prostitution would be puuuuuurfect!”
Louis Vuitton’s latest short film, in collaboration with Katie Grand of Love magazine features some of the most recent TOP catwalkers Cara Delevingne, Edie Campbell, Saskia de Braw, Isabeli Fontana, Lily McMenamy, Georgia Jagger and Magdelena Frackowiak as Parisian reines de la nuit drifting about the city streets in the brand’s romantic lingerie inspired Fall ’13 collection. Their path eventually elads to the actual show, where they take the runway in the same clothing.
I don’t know what they are trying to say with this vague storyline – clearly they are trying to say something – but the video is pretty, and the music is nice, and hey, prostitutes!
It’s not too explicit, but there are a few boobs, a few arses, so be wary should you work at a church, or something.
Louis Vuitton AW13 by James Lima from LOVE on Vimeo.