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Fhm Modelbook

Hello Poutlings,

 

I’m pretty sure you are all very familiar with FHM or even more so FHM Modelbook,

Who couldn’t be all forms of Social networking has been over flown by “Vote for me by sms-ing” since 2009,

I am extremely “Sad” (RollEyes) to finally report that this has officially come to a stop with FHM releasing an official “FHM MODELBOOK CLOSES IT’S DOOR’S ON THE 30th JUNE 2013” email, and post to their website.

Now as a Modelbook member since 2011 or so myself I’ve had my fair share in taking part in the “site/Form” activities but soon distanced myself when I moved up the “FHMgirlfriend voting poll ladder” due to unfair participants and FHM simply turning a blind eye to it, Even though the modelbook section will be closed the Girlfriend side will take over by becoming an official Fhm “leg” if you will.

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Full statement:

“All good things must come to an end and so it has proven for FHM Modelbook, which will close it’s doors on the 30th June 2013. The platform has provided an incredible opportunity for thousands of up-and-coming models to get a start in the business and was used as the base for several of FHM’s famed annual model competitions, most notably FHM Models 2009 through 2012. However, the technology the platform is built on is no longer feasible and we’re moving onto something bigger, better and a little bit different… FHM Girlfriend!

In the past, our up-and-coming model competitions rewarded those models who had the most dedicated “clickers”. Those whose boyfriend/granny/uncle/friends/fans were prepared to vote the most. And everyone, from the FHM editorial team, to the participating models and even their fans expressed dissatisfaction with the voting methodology. It became  apparent that we needed a whole new way of doing things. So, we’ve created the FHM Girlfriend Challenge to help models who want to get themselves into magazine, into the magazine!

Basically, the FHM Girlfriend challenge will still allow FHM fans to rate the model’s hotness, but it will work in conjunction with monthly challenges set by the FHM team that will help models climb the ladder to FHM success. The challenges will be based around a theme taken from the magazine and could be anything from raising money for a charity of the model’s choice, through to submitting a photoshoot based on dressing up like, say, a cheerleader, or even a 30-second lip-synch to a favourite song.

But back to FHM Modelbook. It will still be available to the models who utilize the platform right up until the 30th June 2013, when it will finally close it’s doors for good. That should give everyone enough time to  download their FHM Modelbook image portfolios and apply, if they so wish, to participate in FHM Girlfriend.

FHM would like to thank each and every model who participated in the phenomenon that was FHM Modelbook. And let’s not forget the fans who logged on in their millions to browse the galleries, vote for their favourites and even chat to the girls who lived their FHM dreams. 

We’re currently launching the new FHM.co.za website and the FHM Girlfriend platform as you read this so here’s the link to apply for FHM Girlfriend, but please note it may be a couple of days until you can access it properly.

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Thank you

The FHM Team.”

Source: http://fhm.co.za/guy-things/fhm-modelbook-closes-its-doors-30th-june-2013/9637/

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I’m sure if you’ve been bullied with the spam and constant posts for votes you too will agree that’s it’s about damn time 😉

Now we wait to see what happens with the girlfriend section i’m sure there is a few of you that are just as interested as I am to see what the changes will be.

Either way good by and RIP Modelbook, No more “My friend has a camera models” Or “I own a camera so i’m a photographer people”

As much as i use to enjoy the Magazine as a girl I very soon learned to hate it due to “MODELBOOK BABES” claiming to be professional models. RIP Modelbook

As much as I’ve had fun being active on the site and meeting great people i soon started to hate it due to the constant bickering. RIP Modelbook

As much as I’ve grown fond of the guys I’ve made friends with I’ve become fed up with the ones that see girls as sex objects. RIP Modelbook

With that i’ll leave it to your opinions and feedback,

Please share your thoughts on the section of the site closing, a new one opening and just modelbook in general.

Lady_HellFire

xxx

 

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RIP SOCIETY : An Auction to Deflower a Sex Doll

Hiyaa…

I think this is utterly pathetic state of affairs, but I feel it is important that people are willing to even engage in an auction of this nature when there are starving people in the world, but ANYWAY.

*rolls eyes*

” ‘Valentina’ is billed as the world’s finest love doll and the first Real Doll to appear in Brazil. Her realism is reportedly quite cutting-edge.”

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“The lucky bidder will get to deflower Valentina in style — the prize includes a night with her in the Presidential Suite at the Swing Motel in Sao Paulo, a candlelight dinner with French champagne, and an aromatic bath with rose petals.”

In conjuction with Valentina’s debut at Sao’s Paulo’s International Exhibition of Inflatable Dolls, online sex shop Seonico is take a cue from the recent trend of young women auctioning off their virginity.

Stimulating conversation and intact hymen not included.

Bidding began at $5,000 and has already climbed up to $105,100.00 as of this morning. If you are interested in staying tuned click here to see if the current highest bidder, Raul Espindola will be one who wins Valentina’s virginity. The auction closes 31 March.

ONLY… IT’S A DAMN DOLL, people, I can’t….

WTF is wrong with the world? :/

I rest my case!

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Is Chivalry Officially Dead

Hi poutlings ❤

Trying to catch up on some blogging while I’m up in Egoli. If you live in South Africa, you are likely to have seen this on the news but I feel I need to add my two cents…It’s SAD.

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It’s Zimbabwe news, so don’t worry South Africans, this is unlikely to happen to you. Anyway, back to the story: A naked boyfriend ran off into the bushveld  while a lion mauled to death the girlfriend with whom he’d just been having sex.  A friend told local news in Zimbabwe,

“The two were romping when the incident occurred. The lion came from behind and roared.”

Sharai Mawera had her neck and stomach torn apart by the lion, while her unnamed fisherman beau ran off while still wearing a condom— supposedly to get help. This is the second time a human has been mauled by a lion in the area in the past week.

Let that be a lesson about outdoor lovemaking: don’t do it with dangerous predators around or with men who’ll leave you behind for breakfast.

x missfitz

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69Slam – PLAY LOUD!

Hello Poutlings…

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I know i know, at first the name puts you a bit off considering it’s sexual innuendo,

At first I was also a bit shocked and skeptical when a friend told me to check out the page and seeing it being called “69Slam” and being referred by a male friend made it a little more weird, I was like “WTF, how about NO

Curiosity however did as usual get the best of me and before I could find myself, I was head-over-heels IN-LOVE!

To my surprised it was everything but what I expected, yes yes the sexual innuendo was there loud and proud but way more fun! haha

What is 69 Slam?

“69slam is a unique gem with simple rules: be fun, creative, unique.

In just a few years 69slam has grown into a modern brand of alternative funky underwear, swimwear, clothing and related products for men, woman and children

Since 2004, the brand has been on a mission to spread a revolution in over 40 countries with a motto: “PLAY LOUD!”

with this motto: 69Slam not only provides clothing but a lifestyle:

for those who are not afraid to diverge from the norm.

for those who thrive on doing things on the wild side.

For those who simply love surfing, skateboarding, snowboarding and all other extreme sports”

Still not convinced on how awesome this brand is?

Check it out:

UNDERWEAR


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These are just a few previews of what this brand has to offer 😀

I am a Fan and cannot get enough of it, not only does the brand Rock but the people involved too!

So be sure to check out 69SLAM and don’t miss out on their “Heart-day” Special! xx

 

 

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Website: http://www.69slam.com

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/69SLAM.SOUTHAFRICA

Twitter: @LadySlam69

Stores:

Johannesburg – Nicolway Shopping Centre, Bryanston, (William Nicol Drive)
Tel – 011 706-6820

Cape Town – Canal Walk Shop (1st Floor, nextdoor to Diesel)
Tel – 021 551-1499

Have a “SLAMMING” Friday and Fantastic weekend!

Lady_HellFire

     xox

 

 

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Jingle my bells!! Lets not forget about the romantic side of Christmas.. ;)

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So when it comes down to romance this season lets make its a bit steamy, and buy some lingerie to surprise the apple of your eye under the mistletoe..

Why not surprise your boyfriend, crush or husband with some little gifts wrapped with love, and delivered by you wrapped in sexy lingerie.. I’m sure he will appreciate unwrapping his gifts, and you… 😛

Underwear sizes come in small, medium, and so on, or they come in number sizes. If you can, find a pair of lingerie that has a number size, as that is more specific, and will guarantee a better fit. I’m sure that you are aware of bras and panties, but there are some other kinds of lingerie such as camisole, babydoll, shapewear, teddies, and etc. Camisoles are like a bra with a built in sheer part that covers the midriff. A babydoll is a short, sometimes sleeveless, loose fitting nightgown or negligee intended as nightwear for women.

It sometimes has formed cups called a bralette for cleavage with an attached loose fitting skirt falling in length usually between the upper thigh and the belly button Teddies are like little one piece’s that cover the whole torso.

Either of these are a great choice for you to wear as a little extra gift for your guy, because they suggest romance instead of kinkiness or lustiness, which is the most important on Christmas night.

If you take a look above I have posted a little helper for your ideal size to get you started… 🙂
ENJOY!!

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