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Before and After : Barbie Without Makeup

Good morning Pouters!

Photo-of-the-Day-Barbie-Without-Makeup-2They say that nobody is perfect but until just now, it sure seemed that Barbie was. Graphic designer Eddie Aguirre has set out to prove that, with the famous Mattel doll, this is just an illusion made possible by clever makeup… and other womanly tricks.

The description on the image loosely translated as follows: “Image used for a makeup special in the new magazine, shows Barbie before and after applying makeup (nobody is perfect).”

Barbie : Before and After

Barbie looks her usual glamorous, flawless self in the “after” shot but is sporting some heaving under eye bags, yellowish teeth which appears to have a pair of braces on them, possibly for emphasis, to make a point in the before shot. d7ba005734d08fd5ce2beda0c91f5621

I think exactly the same about this as I said on our Facebook page a couple of weeks ago about a picture of the lovely Mila Kunis that had been posted everywhere online – thank goodness that I am not the only one who looks a bit tired, a bit worse for wear for sometimes. Thank god for makeup and its saving grace/face!

If we did not photoshop our celebrites to hell, then maybe we wouldn’t be suprised when we see them in real life…. just a thought?

That is all.  

x missfitz

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VALERIA LUKYANOVA BEFORE AND AFTER by Sandylashxx

Are You Aspiring to Look Like Barbie? by moi

ONLY WAY IS ESSEX CAST, WITH AND WITHOUT MAKEUP by Sandylashxx

Barbie Has Gone Crazzzy…. by moi

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Living Dolls : Anastsiya Shpagina

Hiya Pouters

At 19 years old, Ukrainian women, Anastsiya Shpagina devotes hours to altering her appearance in a way that resemble a character that has just stepped out of an anime episode. The result? Seemingly successful, although, considerably questionable to her health.

At 5’2, Anastaysia Shpagina only weighs around 40kgs.Everyday she spends over half an hour applying makeup to her eyes according to ONE online report in order to shape them into a doe-like resemblance to an anime character and she has even adopted the Japanese name, Fukkacumi.

Anastaysia Shpagina & Valeria Lukyanova

Sandy has spoken about Valeria Lukyanova previously… And well, Valeria Lukyanova claims to be the most famous woman on the Russian Internet but she may very have some competition, in the form of another doll-like creature, Anastsiya Shpagina. Both young doll-a-likes, Valeria Lukyanova and Anastsiya Shpagina, live in Odessa and according to images posted on VK (similar to Facebook in the Eastern European Countries) they appear to be close friends.

Both dolls, I mean girls have their own YouTube channels. Here is Anastaysiya’s Flower Fairy Makeup Tutorial…

Anastasiya with her mother

So, what are your thoughts? Creepy or original?

Here is her Facebook Page

I still think this is controversial and creepy. Unfortuantely, I think this is just the begining of a massive cos-play movement.

**missfitzz

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Valeria Lukyanova – Real Living Barbie Doll

Hey Pouters!

So I was just totally freaked out and thought I should share something with you… First, have a look here and tell me what you see:

a Manequin? A Barbie Doll? Some freaky photoshop creation?

If you guessed any of that you would be dead wrong!

Meet Valeria Lukyanova, a 21-year-old Russian girl who is known as the closest thing to a real-living barbie doll we have. She has undergone numerous surgeries to look like the doll and well, I think it’s safe to say she’s achieved it.

At first glance though, I thought it was a doll, I didn’t doubt it for one second… then I looked through some more photos, browsed her Facebook and Youtube channel and,  well, I’m dumbfounded at what I found. Yes Pouters, it moves and speaks… it’s the freakiest thing I’ve seen in my life.

Now if Barbie were a real, she would be 5’9”, and her measurements would be 39-18-33 with a size 3 shoe and experts say that Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Even though Valeria does not have the same measurements as Barbie, she comes very very close!

Alright, so let’s take away the fact that she has the wonderful waist, the matte skin and the perfect shiny hair. Am I the only one to notice the dead eyes? The freakishly small head? The fact that next to a normal person, she looks like something out of anime?

Anyway, she is still gorgeous, even if it is a bit weird…

Oh and if you wanna see her move and stuff, check out her Youtube account under the name Amatue.

Happy Friday Pouters xoxox

♥Marinda Liza♥

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The New Desperate Housewife: Barbie

Hi Pouters!

Happy Friday!

Before I begin my psycho-babble, I swear I am not obsessed with Barbie, I used to be but this was too interesting not to share!

Barbie is known world wide, not only for her insane measurements or long blonde hair and silly smile. A photographer called Sarah Haney has taken that impenetrable plastic smile and put an entirely different spin on it by creating a photo series presents the known doll in some frankly unfamiliar situations, like being apprehended by the police, stripping for money, and nursing a hangover. The black and white, grainy film-still quality of the images lends a haunting, overcast vibe that doesn’t spare Ken, either: he drinks alone at night, has affairs, and dresses in women’s clothing.

Boys don't cry

Flasher

"You know I wouldn't leave my wife..."

Sunday Morning

"I feel pretty"

But he said he was using the rhythm method

Walk the line

She works hard for her money

It's never happened before...

Drink Alone

Monday Morning Hangovers

It’s fascinating to see the childhood toy depicted in a way that makes her beatific smile seem a bit eerie. What do you think? Its also kinda funny… haha

Have a perfect weekend – don’t behave like Barbie!

muchos pouts!

missfitzzz*

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Barbie Has Gone Crazzzy….

Hello Pouters!

FRIDAY… At last!

I DECLARE FRIDAY WORK DAYS ABOUT TEA & CAKE.

I’m such a hypocrit, been working like a slave this morning…

Remember Barbie? She’s an old friend of mine who provided countless hours of entertainment.

I remember I had BAYWATCH BARBIE, along with the BAYWATCH TENT and BAYWATCH OUTFITS. I was the shit back in the day!

While I think its pretty awesome the Barbie brand is still going strong I have to say, I’m somewhat concerned at the Barbies they have released or have said they WANT to release…

Decide for yourself, but I am sure I didnt play with any of these types of Barbies back in the day!

WHEELCHAIR BARBIE

This is lovely, it also raises money for a good cause and will let little girls know if they are wheelchair dependent that they are as equally as important as everyone else. Good one, Barbie 🙂

now for the real shockers…

TEEN PREGNANCY BARBIE

So, what did you wanna be when you were 16? I wanted to be a rockstar, still do, however I don’t think being pregnant was on my list, at all… WHAT THE FUCK?? I suppose 16 and Pregnant may be onto something after all.

UNICORN BARBIE

Almost every little girls dream is to be a princess and have their own pony… Looking like a unicorn, I’m not so sure, I think the kids would make fun of you at school for having female barbies with a penis on their heads… just saying!

BARBIE WITH WEIGHT ISSUES

VOLUME 1 featuring OVERWEIGHT BARBIE

All this picture is missing a bottle of wine and then they can call this barbie the BRIDGET JONES barbie… Or is it just me?

VOLUME 2 featuring OBESE BARBIE

haha, this should come as a Happy Meal toy from McDonalds… ha ha ha ha ha….

VOLUME 3 featuring ANOREXIC BARBIE

While I think this could convey a strong message to youngsters, its creepy… The main problem I have with it is how does that doll actually balance standing upright…

TWILIGHT BARBIE & KEN

Okay, I admit it, this was unavoidable! The vampire-human couple from the Twilight when mentioning the little girls. Who wouldn’t like to be obsessed with a blood-sucking vampire that can turn into a bat in any given moment? Mmm, dreamy…

DIAMOND BARBIE

There is not much wrong with this Barbie looking at her apart from the PRICE. She will set you back 85,000 US DOLLARS approximately R595,000 because she has 106 diamonds sewn into her dress. I’d rather have a ring…

PRUDENT BARBIE

I don’t get it. I went to a convent. I get what being a nun is all about. Despite wanting to be a nun when I was in grade 1, I don’t know if I ever wanted to play nunnery with my Barbies… Plus, Barbie has been long involved with Ken, they got divorced but are apparently back together. So that kinda defeats the whole good Catholic girl thing…

HILLBILLY BARBIE

What do ya’ll think? I want one!!

 GRANDMUM BARBIE

Does she get botox? Wohoo!

FOOZBALL BARBIE

 LOOK MOM!! No hands! Wonder if they brought this out for the soccer world cup… hahaha

LADY GAGA BARBIE

Hmm, never in a million years would I let any child play with one of these, she may come a soul sucking device, so the child can be as soulless as Gaga herself.

ZOMBIE BARBIE BRAAAAAAINS not included!

AMY WINEHOUSE BARBIE

Pack of cigarettes and line of cocaine not included!

Have a fantastic Friday!!

****missfitzzzzzz 

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