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Lady Gaga Starts a Rumour…

Hiya Poutlings

We all know how much I love Lady Gaga like I love a hole in my head …..so I must say that I haven’t seen this coming. Although reports are not confirmed, shouldn’t you believe the rumours if they come straight from the horse’s mouth? In that case, the horse happens to be LADY GAGA, (not far off) and the rumour is that Versace is going to be doing the costumes for her upcoming tour, the BORN THIS WAY BALL.

Lady Gaga recently tweeted that Donatella Versace is going to be designing a makeover of the costumes for her ongoing Born This Way Ball. Unlike Gaga, I have a soft spot for Donatella, but only a small one.

Now, this is actually a rumour that we can start to believe. Donatella and Gaga have become fast friends, with their mutual love for Terry Richardson and vintage designs. Gaga was the first star that Donatella let browse the Versace vintage archives after the death of Gianni Versace. In fact, she went as far to don the iconic safety pin dress that Elizabeth Hurley made famous on the red carpet. Versace even outfitted Gaga for her 1980s inspired video Edge of Glory.

iconic Versace safefy pin dress made famous by Liz Hurley

Sooo… this would make sense why these two have gotten so cozy lately. With Gaga’s perfume marketing extravaganza on the backburner, she can now focus on her upcoming album ARTPOP. With her recent collaboration with rapper Kendrick Lamar, Gaga appears to be striving for a new sound. Don’t believe me? Check out the preview for her video CAKE shot by Terry Richardson. It looks like Gaga wants to be Gagaganster… oh poor stutter.

 

 

*missfitz

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BORN THIS WAY? Yes, Insecure to the Bone

Hiya Poutlings

I’m sure by now that most of you are aware that I’ve never ever bought into this women… For example, just two weeks ago she was banging on about the media hoo-ha of her weight gain, then she posted a series of photographs of her in her underwear (of doing sit-ups around the clock for a week) accompanied a “Body Revolution” campaign urging others to embrace their bodies. The mixed message of “embrace who you are” with “look I’m thin again” doesn’t agree with me… and I really do not give a shit if she DID suffer from bulimia and/or annorexia since she was a teenager, she has a social responsibility to fufil as her target market is a young generation with young minds, and I must be honest, I don’t believe the bullshit that comes out of her mouth anyway.

So she’s gone back to parading her bod as a matter of business, because frankly, her music is not her main business…. On Friday she went for lunch and Les Pirates, Juan Les Pins in the South of France in a bikini top/bra and denim shorts – so desperate for us to see that she’s toned up again.

I do not call this a Body Revolution, to me that is simply treating your body like a piece of meat. Oh yes, she likes to wear meat too…

I question the likes Yoko Ono and Oprah Winfrey praising Draga as a role model to misaligned youth. The message I’m receiving from Gaga is: Cover your body when it doesn’t meet your perception of society’s expection, then crash diet and compulsively exercise, and walk around half naked to prove that you’ve got a hot bod again.

As I’ve always believed, and it has now been proved yet again, she was in fact BORN THIS WAY, insecure!! She needs a warning label for the under 18s.

So anyway, Draga went back to her fail safe of early 2012 injecting the “Lady” back into her look for the launch of her ironical expensive hooker scent, Fame, at Harrods this weekend. Draga arrived to her appearance in a gold horse drawn carriage. Classy.

for this occassion, Lady Gaga got her RuPaul on with full length figure-hugging black dress, massive hair, winged Winehouse eyes and baroque horror claws… what the feck?

Eleganza!

 I rest my case…

*proceeds to step off my Soapbox*

**missfitz

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GAGA IS DITCHING HER MATURE LYRICS…

Let’s just say I feel, I feel that when I wrote Born This Way, I demonstrated a sense of maturity. And I feel that, on the next album, there’s a lack of maturity, it’s a tremendous lack of maturity or sense of responsibility.

Hiya Poutlings,

This is my promised blog post about the CRAZY that is Lady Gaga.

That quote above, is Lady Gaga teasing us with all this exciting talk of her next album.

Let’s just look at that first part for a minute:

Feel when I wrote Born This Way, I demonstrated a sense of maturity.”

And now, let me present with zero judgement, a few lyrics from her BORN THIS WAY album.

Here’s the chorus from a song called GOVERMENT HOOKER

As long as I’m your hooker

(back up and turn around)

As long as I’m your hooker

(hands on the ground)

As long as I’m your hooker

(back up and turn around)

As long as I’m your hooker

(get down!)

Hooker!!

(Yeah, you’re my hooker)

Hooker

(Goverment hooker)

And the chorus from HAIR:

I’ll dance, dance, dance

With my hands, hands, hands,

Above my head, head, head

Like Jesus said I’m gonna dance, dance, dance

With my hands, hands,

Hands above my head

Hands together

Forgive him before he’s dead

And, my personal favourite, the bridge from JUDAS:

In the most Biblical sense,

I am beyond repentance Fame hooker,

prostitute wench, vomits her mind

But in the cultural sense

I just speak in future tense,

Judas, kiss me if offenced,

Or wear an ear condom next time

I’m REALLY relieved that she’s going to stop with all those mature song ramblings… aren’t you? Goodness me GAGA! You’re blowing my mind with all these RICH lyrics and this way advanced music! An EAR CONDOM, that is so… heavy! You said you are your hair… wow, that blows my mind.

But seriously, if there is another album full of that “Bad Romance” shit where she just makes noises and stuters all over the place and acts DRUNK, I DEMAND A FREE TICKET TO ANOTHER PLANET!! Even though I refuse to listen to the radio, it still finds its way into your life and sneaks up on you when you least expect it and you get the most terrible NOISE, (did you see what I did there, I didn’t refer to the so-called “music” as “music”, but NOISE!), stuck in your poor unsuspecting head where she is just stumbling around and making noise.

I would like to formally let Lady Gaga know, I’d prefer it if she skipped making anymore albums as my ears are already damaged beyond repair and I doubt I’ll ever be able to understand the concept of an ear condom, never mind in the Biblical sense.

To all the Gaga sheep who love the fact that they are not alone in the world of loving Gaga *pukes a bit in my mouth* just remember, to worship someone who clearly has mental problems, may not be good for the said person in the long run, and just because YOUR friends do it, it does not mean that its ok. Remember the talks on peer pressure and all that stuff at school? Same, same. Only different.

Peace, love & cupcakes

**missfitzz

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