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Kris Humphries is demanding money from his ex-fake-wife-K-Klan-Thing

Hi Pouters!

Because being fake-married to Kim Kardashian is a fate worse than the deepest, darkest circles of hell, its understandable that Kris Humphries managed to claw himself out of the pit of the K-Klan and now we can understand that he wants a little compensation for being strung along into a plot for Kim’s very fake reality show – to pay for his therapy bills of course!


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He is demanding $7million for an out of court settlement with Kim and claiming that Kim also took his share of the $18million they made off the fake wedding…. That is the money that Kim claims she never made.

“We’re told before they were hitched … Kim and Kris opened a joint account in which they deposited all the money they made from the wedding and other ventures. Our sources say Kris did indeed get money for selling wedding photos and appearing on the Kardashian reality show … but they say all that money went into the joint account and Kris never got any of it. Here’s what’s perplexing. Since it was a joint account, Kris would have as much access to the money as Kim. But sources connected to Kris say he’s never attempted to withdraw any of it. As we reported yesterday … Kris wants millions from Kim as part of the divorce settlement, even though they were together in marriage for only 72 days. Sources close to Kris tell us … he doesn’t even care about the money — all he wants is an annulment.” Source: http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/11/kris-humphries-kim-kardashian-money-divorce/

Just looking at Kris you can see he’s a bit of a dumb-dumb, if all he wants out of this is an annulment then you know his first instinct is going to be to go and do it again with some other celebrity who is famous for doing nothing…


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