Hello there Lovelies;
Today I’ll be talking about a topic that most men and women love talking about, whether it be to love them, hate them, criticize them or admire them, that topic is…
When is it safe to show your cleavage? How much cleavage is acceptable? When is cleavage NOT acceptable? What is it about boobs that make men go gaga?
HEY boys (and girls who wish they had Christina Hendrick’s puppies)
look over here!
So, why is it that men are so fascinated with our blobs of fat that sit between our necks and waists?
Men see it as a sign of fertility subconsciously and this leads them to find women with large breasts attractive.
because they are forced to be hidden so there is a certain mystery about them that creates excitement for some men.
Some men don’t have an explanation, simply siting that they are beautiful and they love them.
Boobs can either make or break a woman’s classyness, depending on how she treats them. Case in point:
Don’t squeeze your girls till they can’t breathe no more, that’s just cruel Jodie Marsh!
Angelina carries her girls off with class
If you have big girls, for goodness sake, wear a bra!
If you have small girls and want to look fab while wearing something strapless, go for the stick-on bra option, aka NuBra:
If you have small (medium or large) girls and would like a bit of va-va-voom in a dress, go for a Wonderbra!
Whatever you do, DON”T leave the house looking like any of these girls…
Your boobs are meant to be an optional extra to help you look feminine and pretty, not dodgy and disgusting! Own a couple of pretty bra’s, get fitted properly and only wear bra’s that fit you. If the bra squeezes or hurts you or rise up at the back, it’s too small. If the cup seems too big, it probably is!
Try out this chart to see what your size is:
When cleavage is NOT acceptable:
At work: When you have cleavage at work, make sure it’s not in-your-face-poke-your-boss’s-eye-out-cleavage, especially if you work with men or with clients.
For an interview: You will give off the wrong impression.
Tea at the old age home with grandma: No, just no. Old people hate boobs. Boobs are the devil.
Opt instead for something a little more conservative:
So, what is tasteful cleavage?
Tasteful, classy cleavage is not poking someone’s eye out with it. Tasteful, classy cleavage is optional to look at, not forcing people’s eyes into your top. So, keep it pretty Pouters!
Peace and Love xoxox