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Melissa Explains It All…

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Anyone remeber the 90s TV show, Clarissa Explains It All? Well, Melissa Joan Hart, the former Nickelodeon teen-star has revealed her secret ‘wild side’ in a new publicity stunt to gain more interest in herself, an “exciting tell-all” book. Shame.

Mellisa Explains It Alll

She told Life & Style magazine:

“I experimented with weed, Ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline for about a year and a half, I was kind of running with a bad crowd, I just didn’t enjoy taking drugs. I don’t like the loss of control.”

She wants everyone to know that she was not addicted to any of the aforementioned substances (possibly because addiction has a bad rep – but taking drugs does not?) and apparently Paris Hilton offered her cocaine once and she turned it down. Paris’ rep denied this, obviously.

She also goes on to boast about her past sucking face sessions with various celebs including former Backstreet Boy, Nick Carter.

Now, I’m all for memoirs of celebrities, autobiographies if you will – but this seems a bit… dare I say, desperate? There appears to be a lot of name dropping, not to mention substance-name dropping, a lot of high tales that may or may not be true and a very unoriginal name?

Sounds like a terrible read. I’ll give this one a miss!

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Johnathan Paul Thinks You’re Addicted to Drugs

Contemporary artist Johnathan Paul also know as Desire Obtain Cherish, thinks we’re all a little addicted to fashion’s jagged little pill. Commenting on consumers sudden need for uncontrollable fashion splurges, Johanathan’s work includes a series of large, wall mounted pill sleeves mocked after the branding of Chanel, Louis Vuitton, YSL and Hermes.

Definitely the kind of drugs we’re willing to pop.

*missfitz

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A MILLION RAND MANICURE

Hiya Poutlings

Nail art has been around for a long while, but only in the past year or so has it evolved into something you were more likely to see on your cool artsy friend into a ubiquitous trend spotted on everyone from Zooey Deschanel to Beyonce.

…on the off chance you have $250,000 (roughly R1,750,000.00 – 1 million, 750 thousand SOUTH AFRICAN RANDS) you’re looking to be really careless with, and you’ve already ruled out eating it, snorting things with it and donating it to the poor, why not make like Kelly Osbourne at the Emmy’s and cash in on the Azature black diamond manicure.

Kelly Osbourne’s Nails @ The Emmys

Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebs, meet the most expensive nail polish in the world: Azature’s Black Diamond. The shimmery black formula contains 267 carats of crushed diamonds, and one bottle will cost you $250,000. The other day, I spent R200 on some Essie nail polishes and I felt a little guilty and self indulgent, so I don’t even know how to comprehend the fact that this exists.

Can you imagine, everytime you chipped your manicure on your keyboard, you’d be losing about $1,000. Talk about stressful.

What, why are you reading this blog post in that tone of voice. It is a completely reasonable and responsible way to spend your money, right?

To Kelly Osbourne’s credit, there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that she, being a Joan-Rivers-approved-television-personality and Famous Person, got her Black Diamond manicure for free, it is still completely and utterly fucking ridiculous. There, I said it. Now I’m more optimistic about celebrity nail news.

Apparently, Azature is designing to sell to a department store version for $25, but I think I’ll just DIY my own by shredding up some R200 notes and mixing them into a bottle of Essie and then to proceed to cry myself to sleep…You know, it is a sick, sad, world we live in, especially with $250,000 manicures and all.

 **missfitzz

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