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Themed Weddings : Shrek & Fiona

…because true love means never having to say you’re sorry, or you know, justifying your weird obsession with the childrens movie “Shrek”. Jersey (as in the beautiful Isle of Jersey, not the state/shore in the USA/on MTV) couple Paul and Heidi Bellas got married as Shrek and Fiona from “Shrek”.

Shrek and Fiona

The pair got the idea – and presumably the buckets of green finger paint from their son Leo.

“The essence that is Shrek represents true love, it doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, if the love is there then that is what it is about.” said Paul.

The couple had to get special permission to get wedded in face paint. Jersey law requires couples getting married need to be identified.

I am truly happy for these two. Clearly, you have met your soulmate if you can somehow find the only other person in the world that wants to get married as “Shrek”. Just in case you were worried that these two would be ridiculed by their family and friends during the ceremony, the rest of the wedding party was dutifully dressed as fairytale characters too.

“I was standing at the altar, there were only three guests in the room and they were dressed up, as the lift opened these people started to sit down but there was one dressed as a Flinstone with big feet.”

Amazingly (sadly), this isn’t the first couple to get married as “Shrek”. In 2009, Christine and Keith England also said their wedding vows as Fiona and Shrek.

Let’s hope they live happily ever after.

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NSFW-ish Cartoons : Boobs Squish Together

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Hiya Poutlings

It’s not generally assumed that breasts enjoy being squashed together in a push-up bra…. but apparently they do, at least according to these bizarre Valege lingerie ads from france, which depict joyful reunions between left and right breasts around the world. The best part of each mini advert is probably the breast-on-breast chest bump…. actually, that is probably the most disturbing part.

Fittingly, not one but two ad agencies – Marcel Paris and Publicis Espana – had to squish themselves together to generate these CGI spots. J.A.C.K of Wanda Productions directed them.

Creative or creepy? You decide.

*missfitz

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Daniel Radcliffe for “Out” Magazine

Hiyaa Poutlings ❤

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As one of the most famous British rising stars of the 2000’s, Daniel Radcliffe has appeared on the cover of OUT magazine March 2013 where he talked about his past and future roles. We all know him from his leading role in the Harry Potter series, a brilliant epic that is not only for kids. Meanwhile, Daniel confessed that he is moving on from the role of being an epic hero.dan2

“I’ve always said that it’s a long process, and in a way it may be a lifelong one. It’s about proving to people that I’m in this for the long haul, and that I wasn’t just looking to get as famous as I could for as long as I could and ride that out. I love almost every aspect of this industry and I want to be in it, and if I could drop dead on a film set at 80, that’s how I’d want to go.”

dan4He also talks about his recent works, in the Kill Your Darlings, where he played a young Allen Ginsberg. A story is based on a long hidden murder case that brought Ginsberg, Kack Kerouac, and William Burroughs together at Columbia University. As seen by the movie director, Krokidas – the movie evolves about the single case that transforms the people’s lives. For Krokidas, the glowing reviews bursting with theories which circle around Radcliffe’s sexual orientation, and his ability to act beyond the Wizard movie are “a validation of his instinc to pick Radcliffe over the usual list of matinee boys.” Here is what the actor has to say himself about playing Ginzberg.

“You never see a gay actor getting asked what it’s like to play straight — to my knowledge, at least, there is no difference in how heterosexual and homosexual people fall in love.”

Apart from that Daniel also starred as the Russian satrist Mikhail Bulgakov in a British TV miniseries, A Young Doctor’s Notebook, which portrays him as a mature independent artist.

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Pianist’s music fails to put tortoises in the mood

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London Zoo

There is a lot of heavy news at the moment, so here is something light hearted to hopefully make you smile. The London Zoo has pulled out all the stops to get their Galapagos tortoises, a specieis under threat of extinction, in the mood to mate. They hoped that hiring French pianist, Richard Clyderman, to play his album “Romantique” would sexually arouse the creatures…. no such luck.

Through “Ballade pour Adeline” and “Chariots of Fire” the tortoises “didn’t appear particulary impressed,” according to the Associated Press. They did appear to get slightly excited, however when the zookeeper brought them carrots. Clayderman tried not to take the tough crowd too personally, acknowledging the possibility that tortoises are not big fans of “new romantic” music. Maybe they’d prefer something a bit more edgy to get it on to? Some Barry White? Or maybe some Black Eyed Peas “my Humps”. It happens. Galapagos tortoises live for over 150 years. That’s a long time to be with one mate. Here’s to hpping they’ll feel some external pressure like the rest of us and be able to get something going on today for Valentine’s Day.

*missfitz

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Miley Cyrus Covers Cosmopolitan Sans Bra

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I’m not gonna lie, I do have a soft spot for Miley Cyrus.

I admire the way she has publically rebelled against being the big-haired pop princess and goodie-two-shoes that Disney, no doubt, wanted her to be.

Here she is on the cover of Cosmopolitan, sans bra, incase you did not get the memo that she is NOT  a little girl anymore.

Miley Cyrus covers Cosmopolitan Magazine March 2013

Miley Cyrus covers Cosmopolitan Magazine March 2013

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