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Weekend Crush: A Tribute to Jenna Marbles

Hi there Pouting Peeps!

So I’m taking this opportunity to introduce you to my favourite person on youtube EVER!!!

Her name is Jenna Mourey, better known under her pseudonym Jenna Marbles.

She is a pretty blonde sports counsellor from New York with a potty mouth and 2 adorable dogs called Kermit and Mr Marbles (who feature in her videos). She gained instant fame when her video “How to Trick People into thinking you’re really good looking” got 5.3 million views in its first week.

You don’t understand, I have never loved someone on the internet as much as I adore this girl. She is friggin hilarious and every Wednesday she manages to outdo herself when she uploads new videos.

Her videos have titles like “How To Avoid Talking To ppl You Don’t Want To Talk To”, “Drunk Makeup Tutorial”, “What Girls Think About During Sex” and “How to Talk to Animals”, that alone should make you wanna watch her!

She does funny voices, pokes fun at celebrities, acts drunk, says crazy crap and has dressed up like Lady Gaga, Madonna, Blake and Adele (and others) for her videos.

Oh yea and did I mention this girl is HOT??!!

Some girls just have it all!

But before you hate, check out her channel and tell me if you’ve also fallen in love with this girl.

http://www.youtube.com/user/JennaMarbles

Oh and here’s one of my favourites, just because:

Happy Saturday Pouting Darlings

♥ Marinda Liza ♥

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Newly Single Johnny Depp

Yes my fellow pouting ladies and gentleman, Mr Sex Appeal, Mr Captain Jack Sparrow himself is S-I-N-G-L-E!!!

Can I hear you all give me a little “WOOHOOOO”?!

OK, in all seriousness though, it is sad that him and long-term girlfriend Vanessa Paradis have broken up, leaving 2 kids in the mix, but we can’t seem to shake the grin off our faces really, can we? Bloody B*tches, we are!

So, the rumour spread that Johnny Depp was having some hot affair fellow co-star of Rum Diaries, Amber Heard, but Depp denies this, but still says now that he is single he is “keen to have some fun”. “Johnny didn’t want to be with Vanessa anymore. They had grown so far apart, and he wanted to be free and try new things,” says a source, “The spark had gone, and there was nothing left. Johnny just wants more from life and believes Vanessa deserves to be happier too.”

So, if he’s happy, who are we to complain?

Hey Johnny, I’m single too! I’m booking my one-way ticket to Paris (that’s where he lives, right?) A.S.A.P!!

Have an awesome weekend Poutlings!

♥ Marinda Liza ♥

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Things you shouldn’t post on Facebook

Hey Pouters!

So, I’ve been investigating what people do on Facebook for a while now and I’ve noticed people seem to totally forget that Facebook is a social networking site and instead, think of it as their personal journals. I mean, I know Mark Zuckerburg basically invented it while blogging his feelings online one night while drunk (Thank you “The Social Network”), but this does not mean you have to go and humiliate yourself like that.

It’s embarrassing.

So, I’ve decided to give you a list of the people who irritate me most on Facebook.  Let me know if I’ve missed anyone who just gets under your skin…

ANNOYING FACEBOOK PEOPLE

  • THE PISSED OFF POSTER

This is the person who posts things like “I hate my life so much right now, I could just die”. Comment that follows: “Hey sweety, what’s wrong?”, followed by a comment (by said poster; “I don’t wanna talk about it!” or “I’ll inbox you.”

*facepalm*

You don’t look tough, cute or even smart. At all. You look like an attention whore.

DON’T DO SOMETHING PERMANENTLY STUPID BECAUSE YOU’RE TEMPORARILY UPSET.

  • THE LOVEY DOVEY SWEET-AS-A-CHEWED-UP-TOFFEY COUPLE

“Hey my sugar pie, my honey bunny, my angel kisses and petal pug! I miss you sooooooooooooo much! I can’t wait to see you laterz! I’m going to kiss you till your face is covered in love sooooo much that you’d just die of all the love I’m going to give you! ♥♥♥ I love you soooooooo much!!”

Yea, you know those people. Everybody knows at least one couple like that. If you can’t keep your relationship behind closed doors, or at least express it with a simple, “Hey baby, can’t wait to see you later. Love you.” then it’s probably not going to last very long anyway, so save your fingers the effort of typing all that crap.

  • THE GAME REQUEST ANNOYANCE

You log onto Facebook and it says you have 10 notifications. You click on it only to find 10 notifications from Sally Johnson who wants you to be their neighbour in some new crap game that Facebook has invented. I know they’re crap because I’ve tried most of them. They suck and you get tired of them eventually. Except of course, Farmville for most people…. I personally never did get the appeal of that game.

  • THE RELATIONSHIP-STATUS ABUSER

One day she’s so insanely in love that she’s describing the colour of the guy’s eyes to the greenest grass of a goat farm and the very next day she hates him with everything in her and more. Then, suddenly, it’s complicated. Then she’s single again. Then a week later, there’s someone new and she’s in a relationship again. Can you keep up? I can’t.
  • THE CONSTANT POSTER

6:30am: “Good morning my friends! Have a great day!”
7:30am: “That was an awesome breakfast! Time to face the day!”
8:00am: “What terrible traffic! I hate this road soooo much! Just wanna get to work already!!!”
8:30am: “I hate my job. F*ck my life. I just wanna quit.”
9:15am: “This tea is the best tea ever! I needed this break.”
….really?? This is Facebook, not Twitter! We don’t need to know every single little thing that happens in your day. We also don’t need a “good morning” or a “good night” every day. Facebook is not your husband or wife.
  • THE FACEBOOK STALKER

It’s understandable to browse through your crush’s Facebook profile and check out some old photos, I mean, it’s normal and it’s there for you to see, so why not? But for the LOVE of all things sane, why, WHY must you go and like and comment on every single picture? Also, poking is socially unacceptable.
It’s creepy.
  • THE ABSENT FACEBOOKER

They have a profile and a profile picture (if that much), but are never, ever online. They take months to accept your friend request and only reply to a message you sent them much, much later. They don’t have the new timeline and their wall consists of “Julia Winchester is now friends with Barry Worthington” updates. They are either Facebook-handicapped or just decide it’s too mainstream for them.
I guess they are the least annoying out of everyone… until you see them personally and they comment on everything you’ve been doing lately… which makes you wonder just how absent they’ve really been…

So… those are the most annoying people on Facebook, in my opinion. Are you one of them? I know I’ve been each of these at least once, but I’ve evolved into the savvy Facebooker I am today! LOL 🙂

Happy Facebooking!

♥ Marinda Liza ♥

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Controversial Cartoons with Subliminal Messages

Hello again Pouters!

Gotta love the folks at Disney and / or Hollywood… they’re very naughty indeed! Sexual, racist or sexist refrences in cartoons? *Gasps!* NEVER!

Really? 

I bet you never noticed these before…

Sex in the Lion KingUh Simba… what was it the kings of the past wanted you to know??

The Little Mermaid’s Original VHS cover with a Ding DongApparently there was a massive lawsuit about this one…

The Bishop (In The Little Mermaid) marrying Ariel and her boyfriend has a boner…

Donald Duck’s racist slur to Daffy Duck…

Jessica Rabbit shows off her Va-Jay-JayIn a random shot, it appears Miss Rabbit shows off her garden

Mr Krabs asks if there’s any “Porn in this store” on Spongebob Squarepants

 Alladin says something to the tiger, then says “Good teenagers take off their clothes”, I can’t hear it but whatever…

And then just a couple funny ones I found on YouTube…

Gotta LOVE the internet! HAHA!!

Have a fab Tuesday lovely Pouters!

Peace and Love xoxox

MarindaLiza♥

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