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WHY VALENTINE’S DAY IS NO EXCUSE TO BE BITTER

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Hiya Poutlings

I had an interesting conversation with one of my recently-single friends last night and we got talking about Valentines Day! She was obviously very bitter about it, but then I think/hope I put some of it into perspective for her. Now, this “holiday” has been thrown way out of perspective. It’s a silly holiday, you don’t need to give into the external pressures of it and you also do not need to be super grumpy about it either.

Case in point: I am in a happy relationship – we don’t really do the Valentines day thing that the media portrays, I would much rather have LOVE expressed every day or on any other day, yes, a silly little chocolate/real (not plastic) flower or something never goes a miss even on Valentines day, however, huge elaborate gifts on Valentines day can be OTT. Even, me, in my relationship have received at least 5 emails daily to tell me to send flowers, send my loved one for a massage, silly stupid gifts ideas, etc. I REALLY DO NOT NEED TO SEND MY BOYFRIEND FLOWERS… but thank you for trying to market that to me.

Valentine’s Day, really should be no different than any other day! Really… In my opinion……however it should never be used for the following:

1. To throw a pity party – YOU may be single and bitter, or coupled and bitter, or divorced and bitter. You have have good reason to be terribly, terribly bitter about love. I am not taking that away from you. But Valentine’s Day does not give you carte blanche to feel sorry for yourself. You do not get to sulk. Or be mean to your co-worker because they got a flower delivery. Or be a general pitiful piece of shit all day because you are not getting any flowers.

2. To contact your ex – I urge you NOT to contact any form of your exes on Valentine’s Day. Due to the external pressure I mentioned earlier, it’s heavy pressure. I’m not saying you should never contact your ex, but if you really want to, sleep on it for a whole week and contact them on 21st of February, when all the chocolate is on sale.

3. To go on an emotional bender – You might be feeling lonely, or reflecting on why you do not have romantic love in your life, or possibly even mourning a love that was lost. That is perfectly fine and normal. Do not let it get you down a rabbit hole of catastrophic thinking. You start with IT WOULD OF BEEN REALLY NICE TO GET FLOWERS and before you know it you’re at WHO’S GOING TO BE THERE FOR ME HOLDING MY HAND WHEN I DIE? Come on, now. No need to spiral out of control, indulging in feeling lonely on Valentine’s Day never really leads anywhere productive. Instead, challenge yourself to think more productive thoughts like WHAT ARE SOME THINGS I CAN DO TO BE MORE OPEN TO LOVE IN MY LIFE THIS YEAR? or LET ME REMIND MYSELF WHY THE EX AND I DIDN’T WORK OUT.

4. To test the person you are dating – Valentine’s Day is not a test to see how much the person you’re dating cares about you. There is no report at the end of the night. If there’s something you want to do celebrate, don’t wait for someone else to plan it. The people we date aren’t waiting around all year to make our magical Valentine’s Day fantasies happen.

5. To DEMAND an expensive gift – If the person you’re dating has the funds to buy you an opulent gift, like any of the gifts Sandylashxx mentioned in her last post, and happens to do so from the bottom of his/her heart, then consider yourself EXTREMELY lucky. If the person you are dating does not have the funds to buy you a mini pony wiht a diamond collar, so what? It doesn’t mean they love you any less. Don’t be that person who makes the holiday about all material gain. And please, dear God, don’t use Valentine’s Day as an excuse to push for an engagement ring, unless the time really is right for you two.

6. To internet stalk – Getting on Facebook/Twitter/Google and looking at pictures of your ex(es) and his or her new love is always a bad idea in my opinion… but if this is an activity that you’re not ready to give up, fine. Just abstain for 24 hours.

7. to sign up to an online dating site – PLEASE by all means, feel free to sign up for online dating. But do not do it the week of Valentine’s day. No need to get desperate, looking for a date, any date come February 11th.

Moral of the story: we all need to learn that being alone is NOT  bad thing. It’s a thing that everyone needs to learn to do at one point or another in life. If that doesn’t motivate you, remember that there is no lonlier feeling than spending Valentine’s Day with someone you don’t care for.

*missfitz

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NSFW : “Leaked” Nekkid Pictures…

Heya Pouters

Disclaimer: NSFW stands for NOT SAFE FOR WORK. You have been warned.

I have tried to make these pictures as user-friendly to all viewers as possible, however there may be some that are still offended by them. I take no responsibility for this, if you don’t want to read about it, DON’T.  

You know whenever feeling like a massive whore and you take tons of nekkid pictures of yourself and send them to tons of guys you only really sorta know? After which those said guys happen to have these pictures leaked on the internet… Yeah, you know what I’m talking about, right?

Well, that has happened to Snooki and Hayley Williams (kinda, she just sent it to the world) and Cassie Ventura and Rihanna and Jessica Alba and Miley Cyrus and Leighton Meester and Vanessa Hudgens and Scarlett Johansson and Blake Lively and Ashleigh Greene, and millions of other celebrities and millions of other ordinary woman.

So, back to Snooki, are you suprised? I’m not. I’ve only seen a whole TWO episodes of Jersey Shore and well I’m simply suprised it hasn’t happened sooner!!

Her rep confirmed to US Weekly that the images obtained by sites like Egotastic and The Daily Mail in which Snooki is wearing some sort of bath gown left open to show off her body are indeed of the pre pregnancy Nicole Polizzi.

“Clearly these are old and personal photos that were not meant for the public, it’s a shame someone decided to leak them for obvious personal gain.”

So now, all of Snooki’s family and friends and her unborn kid and her kid’s friends will be able to see these forever, so I guess this is a proud moment for her. I didn’t add the rest because to reiterate, it’s Snooki nekkid. Use Google if you are THAT interested. I’m sure you’ll find what you’re looking for.

In news of other “leaked” pictures here is my list of WTF. That “W” is not what, simply  WHY THE FECK?

Drumroll please…

 HAYLEY WILLIAMS

Hayley Williams is the lead singer of the band Paramore. I like their music, and I must point this out that I really do like her style apart from this instance. She “accidently” posted the above picture on Twitter. My one question… How do you accidently post a picture of you with your tits hanging out? I don’t get it. What a tit… no pun intended. Ha ha.

CASSIE VENTURA

Cassie Ventura is a singer, and an actress. She is signed to P Diddy’s “Bad Boy” record label and starred in Step Up 2: The Streets… Although to me, looks like her ultimate career move would be to become a pornstar.

RIHANNA

I know that Rihanna is a troubled young woman with too much fame to fathom however her leaked pictures from Chris Brown’s collection after they broke up just cannot be blocked out to be safe for Pout Perfection, so I leave you with a picture of here smiling innocently. They are bad. That’s all.

JESSICA ALBA

Jessica Alba was the most sought after woman for years in Hollywood she was also known for years because she refused to expose any nekkid bits, which I have always commended her for… There is a big pressure for one to show more and more skin nowadays in the industry. She unfortunately let some pink bits slip out and then that picture got leaked… Poor Jessica Alba, we still ♥ you at Pout Perfection.

 LEIGHTON MEESTER

Leighton Meester is one of the lead actresses from the series Gossip Girl. She also got nailed by some dude and had a sex tape, which she managed to somehow not let it be released. However, image stills from the said sex tape are wadering around on the internet. Sounds like something from the plot of Gossip Girl. xoxo.

MILEY CYRUS

Miley Cyrus may be one of the most forgotton celebrities with leaked photos scandals, so, I had to include her on this list, I’ve included her on this list. There has been more than one instance of leaked photos from little Miley, and many speculations that is it infact her in the pictures. These have been proved to be her. Silly old Miley, its not like you’re famous or anything… and no, we cannot say that your alter ego Hannah Montanna made you do it!

VANESSA HUDGENS

Vanessa HudgensHigh School Musical star, eish wena. She’s had 2 sets of leaked nekkid pictures on the internet and luckily for her she had a group of massive lawyers to remove the pictures as quickly as possible, unfortunately, once the pictures are on the internet, they are there forever and ever.  I must point out, whatever skirt/scarf thing she is wearing around her waist is pretty, but I’m not a big fan of BOOBIES in your face, so maybe next time she should try cover up some more…

SCARLETT JOHANSSON

WHOOPS! Scarlett you shouldn’t be showing your face if you don’t want to be recognised…. publicity stunt maybe? Which she later came out saying it was private, blah blah blah, we’ve heard it a million times, we will be sure to hear it again again from many other people.

BLAKE LIVELY

Blake Lively is well known also from Gossip Girl but has been in multiple movies throughout the years, including the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants. This picture must of been part of that movie because her pants are missing, oh wait, so is the top half of her clothing. I’m amazed in one shot she managed to get full frontal nudity going on as well as a full shot of her nekkid behind. That must of took some skill.

ASHLEIGH GREENE

Ashleigh Greene is most well known for her acting in the Twilight series, also more recently she has been in headlines for dating Joe Jonas and making his ex-girlfriend Disney Star, Demi Lovato go somewhat insane before comitting herself to a mental hospital. Her leaked images are OUT there, and this is the most least-risque one I could find so not scar any of you.

Look, you should know by now if you are a celebrity DON’T DO THIS. If you are an ordinary woman OR man… again, I reiterate, DON’T DO THIS. Unless of course you dig the attention, then by all means do so but really, no one elses dignity is on the line apart from yours. Think about it, if you have children running around one day, don’t let their friends find nekkid pictures of their mother or father. It’s not cool. Your kid will be mocked and ridiculed, and you will too (maybe not to your face), if the person you send them to sends them out or whatever nonsense excuse they give you, their computer may get hacked, their cell phone may get stolen… if they want to see it and you are willing to show it: INVITE THEM OVER  AND SHOW THEM.

NO CAMERAS ALLOWED, and in that regard most certainly NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY.

That’s all for now folks

**missfitzz

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Celebs Showing Their “Bumps”

Hiya Poutlings!

The thought of pregnancy and childbirth, really freak me out, so much so, I never want to be pregnant and never want kids. That is however, another discussion for a different day.

Sandylashxx, I apologise profusely, I know, that even more than me you do not like pregnancy bumps. haha. But I have a point. Promise.

A new trend recently has been that all these prenant celebs, or “famous” mums-to-be take photos of themselves during the pregnancy for the world to see. We saw Jessica Simpson in all her pregnany glory on the cover of Elle and Nia Long did the same on the cover of Ebony.

Alessandra Ambrosio is no different, her pregnancy which she just gave birth to a healthy boy recently – I posted about it here. This time it was not for a magazine cover, but for a Brazilian jewelry company named Vivara.

The company could be promoting “push gifts“, which is present a man gives his child’s mother for giving birth.

In any case, Alessandra, one of the most famous Victoria’s Secret Angels, looks beautiful, albeit a bit creepy to me (sorry pregnancy lovers) but, even if I didn’t think it was a bit creepy, if I looked past my views on pregnancy… I just think a pregnancy photo to promote and sell jewelry seems a bit odd.

Alessandra posted the picture above from the shoot on her Facebook in April.

I haven’t come across a full advertising campaign as of yet, but I’m sure if I wasn’t too lazy to google it, I’m sure somehwere… I’d find it.

**missfitzz

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