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Who is the Fairest Oil Painting of Them All?

Hiya Poutlings!

Digital artists never cease to amaze me. They always manage to come up with the most spectacular ideas… I would love to be able to have the absolute talent that they have.

The latest ones to hit the internet, which have completely and utterly blown my mind are well known stars, in famous oil paintings.

Meet Johnny Depp featuring in Vermeer’s famous painting of a Girl With A Pearl Earring

Johnny Depp - Girl With A Pearl Earring - Vermeer

and here we have Keanu Reeves in Dubufe’s Portrait of Madame F from 1850

Keanu Reeves - Dubfe, Portrait of Madame F, 1850

say hello to Michael Jackson starring in Anton Raphael Mengs’ self portrait

Michael Jackson as Anton Raphael Mengs' Self Portrait

Jack Nicholson looks dapper in Bronzino’s Young Man from 1530

Jack Nicolson as Bronzino's Young Man from 1530

meet Katy Perry, featuring… After The Ball, by Stewart in 1877

Katy Perry - After the Ball by Stewart in 1877

and my absolute favourite: Adele in JL David’s Portrait of Anne Marie Louise ThelussonAdele as Anne Marie Louise Thelusson by JL David

Who are these digital artists and can they make me the Mona Lisa?

Which one is your favourite?

x missfitz


Filed under Celebrities, Photography, Retouching

Katy Perry as a Militant Lesbo : Hit or Miss?

Hiya Poutlings

…is it my imagination or does Katy Perry look the most photoshopped version of herself that you’ve ever seen?

You may also have noticed (or even possibly read the heading of this post that I believe) she is dressed like a militant lesbian for GQ Germany because based on my experience with my German friends, which is my knowledge of Germans in general and how much we love to give them nonsene about being German, because I am British, I am allowed to, we won the war and all that nonsense… (Oh, would you look at that, a can of worms all over this blog.)  As I am being one huge stereotype for this post, let me elaborate – Germans are cold, hard faced, militant lesbians, you know when they are not making really weird porn….

So, am I overreacting or have I drank too much coffee to even think about possibly blogging today, or am I correct? …about Katy Perry’s feature in GQ Germany of course, not about Germans all being militant lesbians, ofcourse I know that isn’t true, it was for the DRAMATIC effect damnit.



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Katy Perry’s Pink Swissroll Attack

So, is it just me or has Katy Perry had some sort of pre-midlife crisis? I mean, yes I love the pink hair, it’s very Audrey Kitching (and I heart Audrey Kitching to bits!), but honestly? What’s with the Swissroll hairdo at the American Music Awards? And the Grandmaskirt? Then, not only did she go totally candyfloss pink crazy, but she teamed it with a pink spacey top and a pink hillbilly guitar…

Bring stylish Katy Perry from the past back NOW!!!

Hot or not?

You be the judge…

Peace and Love xoxox



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Boob and Bra 101

Hello there Lovelies;

Today I’ll be talking about a topic that most men and women love talking about, whether it be to love them, hate them, criticize them or admire them, that topic is…


When is it safe to show your cleavage? How much cleavage is acceptable? When is cleavage NOT acceptable? What is it about boobs that make men go gaga?

HEY boys (and girls who wish they had Christina Hendrick’s puppies)

look over here!

So, why is it that men are so fascinated with our blobs of fat that sit between our necks and waists?

  •  Men see it as a sign of fertility subconsciously and this leads them to find women with large breasts attractive.
  • because they are forced to be hidden so there is a certain mystery about them that creates excitement for some men.
  • Some men don’t have an explanation, simply siting that they are beautiful and they love them.

Boobs can either make or break a woman’s classyness, depending on how she treats them. Case in point:

Don’t squeeze your girls till they can’t breathe no more, that’s just cruel Jodie Marsh!

Angelina carries her girls off with class

If you have big girls, for goodness sake, wear a bra!

If you have small girls and want to look fab while wearing something strapless, go for the stick-on bra option, aka NuBra:

If you have small (medium or large) girls and would like a bit of va-va-voom in a dress, go for a Wonderbra!

Whatever you do, DON”T leave the house looking like any of these girls…

Your boobs are meant to be an optional extra to help you look feminine and pretty, not dodgy and disgusting! Own a couple of pretty bra’s, get fitted properly and only wear bra’s that fit you. If the bra squeezes or hurts you or rise up at the back, it’s too small. If the cup seems too big, it probably is!

Try out this chart to see what your size is:

When cleavage is NOT acceptable:

  • At work: When you have cleavage at work, make sure it’s not in-your-face-poke-your-boss’s-eye-out-cleavage, especially if you work with men or with clients.
  • For an interview: You will give off the wrong impression.
  • Tea at the old age home with grandma: No, just no. Old people hate boobs. Boobs are the devil.

Opt instead for something a little more conservative:

 So, what is tasteful cleavage?

Tasteful, classy cleavage is not poking someone’s eye out with it. Tasteful, classy cleavage is optional to look at, not forcing people’s eyes into your top. So, keep it pretty Pouters!

Peace and Love xoxox



Filed under Boobs, Daily Banter, Tips

Weekend Event Crush: Let’s go to the Movies!

Hmm, what is it about a Friday/Saturday night movie with your boo that makes life so friggin awesome? Who knows? But all I do know is that it absolutely rules! There’s nothing better than to book a loveseat at a cinema, have a box of popcorn (or in my case, sneak something a little tastier and cheaper in, teehee!) and get your favourite flavour “Slush Puppy” and enjoy the 3 hours of movie bliss. So, what is showing this weekend that’s worth watching?

If you’re into romatic comedies, you get to choose between one awesome Justin Timberlake movie and one mediocre Justin Timberlake movie. Apparently Bad Teacher, which stars Justin and Cameron Diaz, is about a seventh grade teacher who hates her job and makes it her goal in life to find a rich, sexy man and she has her eyes set on care-free substitute teacher Scott (Justin Timberlake). This looks awesome and personally I really want to go watch this.

On the other hand you’ve got Friends With Benefits starring Mila Kunis and Justin and basically it’s about them being friends with benefits. Duh. Also, I’ve heard it’s pretty boring, so I won’t recommend it.

If you’re into action movies, Taylor Lautner’s Abduction looks pretty cool! The plot has something to do with Taylor finding out his parents aren’t his real parents and then for some or other reason shadowy forces want him dead, etc, etc. Whatever. It’s Taylor Lautner. On a bike. Nuff said. And your man will be entertained. Score!



If you’re babysitting or entertaining the kids, then no doubt The Smurfs (whether in 3D or not), will keep them happy. No need for a background story on this one, we all know the Smurfs, surely? Oh and it stars the awesome Neil Patrick Harris and Katy Perry plays Smurfette’s voice.

What I don’t recommend, is ZooKeeper. If you must, wait for it on DVD or for it to be broadcast on Mnet because it is a total waste of money. Unless, talking animals giving a goofy, chubby goon advice on how to get a chick is your thing, ya know. I don’t even think your 8 year old niece will like it.

So, do you recommend any movies this weekend? Let me know!

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