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LFW: saying “Fabulous” In a British Accent

Hiya Poutlings

Hope you’re all doing faaaabulous!! Anyway, anyone been keeping up with London Fashion week? Well, I have, but very briefly.

Who are the front row fame ho’s at this Fashion Week? Well, its certainly not lived up to the celebrity drenched hub that is NYC.

Even New York this year wasn’t up to it’s usual star-spotting standard. This year was just dull in having couples who add up to one mega star between the two of them, I mean Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas or even Kim Krapdashian and Kanye West *vomit* I’d much rather have a Gwen Stafani or a Tilda Swinton over those couples, you know, people who really are known and matter substantially more? Yes. Those!

London, on the other hand has been even more disappointing. A group of “It” fashionaista models, Laura Bauley, Poppy Delevigne, bloggers and self-affected children, Alexa Chung, Kelly Osbourne, Pixie Geldof… oh and of course, Lady Gaga jumping up and down looking for attention, again… a bit like an annoying little dog, but worse.

The highlights of the lowlights so far:

At Henry Holland, Alexa Chung tells the other spiffingly fabulous fashion twigs how she doesn’t even know why anyone is interested in her.

Kelly Osbourne interrupts and offers advice on how to wear sunglasses and speak in two accents at once. And say “all fashion” all the time on TV.

At Burberry, Anna Wintour having a old girls meet ‘n greet with photographer Mario Testino. She actually looks her age in this snake print suit from the cruise ship boutique.

Dita Von Teese starts an impromptu outdoor burlesque by sexily dropping her umbrella then remembers she’s wearing corseting that renders her incapable of even scratching her head and waitis a knight in a shining retro tuxedo to save her.

Who ever the hell Tali Lennox is (I guess by the name she is Annie’s kid – maybe!), I like her Burberry Prorsum swag.

Who ever the hell this chick is needs to go back to her struggling artists loft and brush her hair…

Samantha Cameron wonders why she can’t sit with a bitchy fashion blogger or a child of celebrity.

Child of American music royalty, Daisy Lowe shows no sign of her step mother, Gwen Stefani’s style, grace or genuine rock ‘n roll attitude.

14 year old Marc Jacobs’ muse Elle Fanning shows up to Topshop Unique straight from school… Aaah, does it make you miss how glamourous school uniform can be? hahha. NAAT.

Olivia Palermo does it up proper fashion, like also at Unique. She has an uncanny ability to make you want to buy clothes that will make you look like you are wearing a black plastic bin bag.

…well that’s all for now folks.

**missfitzz

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Things That Are Wrong With the World : COURTNEY STODDEN

Hi Pouters!

WARNING: THIS POST MAY BLOW YOUR MIND.  

Another Monday, once again something or another has annoyed MissFitz.

Another set of inappropriate photographs of teenagers everywhere on the web and do you want to know who I blame today? Today, it has to be Courtney Stodden‘s fault.

Actually, do you know what?

When Kendall Jenner did her HUGE INAPPROPRIATE PHOTO SHOOT, everyone freaked the fuck out, and justifiably so, right?

She was only 14 years old, she was wearing very little clothing, she looked too sexy for 14, heavy eye makeup, the near-exposed breasts and the sexual poses of an eighth grader. But let’s be very careful not to exploit any young women in the process of looking at the above pictures… because that would be wrong, right?

Let’s rewind back to 2007, a whole 5 years ago.

Meet a VERY young pair of Kylie and Kendall Jenner, back in 2007. Aren’t they cute and how damn cute are they going to be when they hit the club scene and start sucking carrots on film?

Unfortunately, with a momager like hers, you can’t just stick to normal aspiring teenage model stuff like this…

ignore the fact how she has been made to look like big half sis Kim Krapdashian, this is the type of MODELLING these kids should aspire to excel at…

Anyway – back to the one at fault today in my eyes.

Courtney Stodden.

How is it respectable by the rest of the world that this 17 year old can parade around with her ass cheeks hanging out and her implants flapping in the breeze and her best “I’m getting thrashed by a giant meat stick” face and NO ONE CARES?

Is it becase her mother sold her into slavery by “allowing” her to marry Doug Hutchinson?

Is it because, yeah, even though she is only 17 years old, and has been doing this for a while now, it’s ok, because she is Doug’s property, I mean, wife?

I understand that she wants to do it, I do, and I’d respect that if it weren’t for the fact that she still isn’t legally allowed to make her own decisions, I may also respect it, if it wasn’t that she was half an inch away from turining everyone who looks at her photos into pedophiles, and before you start saying “blah blah blahSHE IS ALMOST EIGHTEEN blah blah”, let me refresh your memory, remember this photo? It was taken a year ago.

courtney was only 16 years old.

Now, really, what does she do all day? Does she have business meetings with her mum where they discuss what activity she could do while wearing a bikini next?

Courtney Stodden, playing volleyball on the beach on her own…

Does she spend time scouring the internet, and making notes of special holidays and their dates so she can be sure to do an appropriately themed photo shoot?

Courtney Stodden shits all over your Easter…

Does she have a support group that she attends for people who are sexually attracted to vegetables?

If you do not believe that she needs to go to a support group for people who think vegetables are sexy, go to Youtube now, and type in COURTNEY STODDEN PETA COMMERCIAL. Yikes.

I don’t think so. I think Courtney spends the majority of her time doing stupid shit. I think she wakes up, puts a bikini on, begs Doug to take her shopping and then twiddles her thumbs and and applies self tan until she comes up with enough words that start with the same letter to make a coherent thought to share with Twitter.

How sweet everyone, LOOK!! It’s Courtney’s mum! And isn’t cute that they are bonding together in the kitchen over blank expressions and fake smiles and soy milk!

Really, it doesn’t get any better than this, unless of course you’re Courtney stodden’s mum, who I haven’t really spoken about a lot here, maybe I should start.

The lady in question’s name is Krista Keller, and she was on board with selling her daughter to marry Doug Hutchinson from the start.

Remember this quote?

“It was a very beautiful, loving, nonsexual type of turn. It was admirable on his end. Then he called me tot ell me they were falling for each other. I could tell my daughter had the kind of love when you want to marry a man or be with a man. Even though she was just 16, I knew it was going to take a pretty big man to handle her because of her sexuality and because of the attention she gets.”

Or, even better… this one?

“The gay community has been so loving to her. I know Anna Nicole Smith had a great rapport with the gay community, and I think they’ve been waiting tohave someone they can connect with, and I think Courtney is that person. She is different and frankly stands out. Frankly, we thought she’d fit better in Hollywood.”

Just in case anyone forgot, Anna Nicole Smith was a woman who dropped out of high school and eventually became a stripper. She married her first husband when she was 17 and she had her first child when she was 18. A few years later she divorced her husband, and a year after that she married a wealthy 89-year-old oil tycoon who she allegedly never lived with and who died a little over a year after their wedding. She worked as a model for Playboy and Guess jeans, she was in a handful of mediocre movies, she was a spokesperson for a dietary supplement, and she had her own reality show. She was known, at least in the later part of her life, for being a little wacky, seemingly from the effect of some sort of substance abuse. In the last few years of her life, she gave birth to a baby girl, dealt with loads of paternity drama, and saw her 20 year old son die from an overdose. In 2007, just a few months after her son’s death, Anna died of an overdose herself.

Thats admirable mummy, comparing your daughter to a woman who had myraid mental issues and substance abuse problems, battled with weight issues for a decade, rode a bunch of old-man-dong and ended up overdosing. Super! Also, all of the gay friends I have, think Courtney is complete and utter weirdo.

Last, here’s another quote from Courtney’s mum about Doug himself

“He’s not creepy. He is such a great guy, he’s so intelligent. I see why they are together, he looks like he’s in his early 30s and Courtney looks like she’s in her late 20s. It’s like they’re talking about someone else when they say bad things about Doug. He’s with my daughter and I wouldn’t want a creepy guy with my daughter. He’s a wonderful, great man. Dough was managing Courtney’s career, but he has so many things coming his way that he just can’t handle it all. It will be better for Courtney with me managing her. I love my daughter, and I’ve been a good parent.”

I suppose good parenting is subjective…

You know what world, I rest my case.

**missfitzz

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