Me again…. oh, don’t look so sad! I won’t be posting until next week anyway… I’m off on a weekend away with my lover 😉
We all love Vicky’s Secret… Or do we? Their latest show they did on the 10th of November really made me wonder if I’m still loving them as much as I used to.
Check out all the cheeky, ridonkulous hilarity in these pics…
Miranda Kerr models a $2.5 million dollar bra. $2.5 million dollars. That’s how much we care about boobs, people.
“Oh me? I’m just heading to the supermarket in my panties.”
“I’m the laaaaaady of the laaaaaake!“
Model Joan Smalls rocks a feathered head piece, which is in no way awkward in the bedroom.
It’s amazing what you can do with a glue gun these days.
Well, now I’ve got the “Reading Rainbow” theme in my head.
You know, neon? Out of the tube? Verrrrrrry dangerous.
No. A thousand times no.
Behati Prinsloo, can we talk? Go back stage, strip down and run–don’t walk–away from these miserable clothes.
Lily dear, that jewelry looks so heavy on your frail frame. Why don’t you sit down and take a load off?
“I’m a superhero … of sexy?”
With all the uncovered bums running around, Candice Swanepoel is positively conservative in a long coat.
“Pay no attention to the two helmet-shaped objects I’ve fashioned to my hipbones.” “Excuse me? Can someone tell me why they’ve decided to fashion a bathmat around my neck like a cape? Anyone?”Everybody knows that there’s nothing men find sexier than doilies.
“Greetings, I’m the dark angel of pleather.”
You’ve heard of black swan and white swan, but never period swan.
This outfit would be really underwhelming without the hat.
This outfit comes with its own Bryan Adams soundtrack.
“Hey folks, I just flew in, and boy is my superfluous lingerie parasail tired.”
Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be tacky butterflies.
“Definitely what I’ll wear to meet the queen.”
It also spins.
Tacky is in the front as tacky does from the back.
“Do I have something in my hair?”
“Why don’t you come upstairs and see me up there sometime?”
“My superhero name? Avenging Angel. that’s why I get to wear the most clothes.”
“Is there something behind me? No! You’re joking!”
“Guys, It’s like a lingerie and wedding dress all in one. So basically it’s perfectly frightening.”
Who comes up with this stuff? And on what kind of drugs? And are they sharing those drugs? Because it’s clear that there’s something rather cuckoo clocks about the whole affair. And even though there’s tons of boobs and bare bums, it doesn’t even seem that sexy — just campy and silly. You might call it the Snookification of sexy: More Benny Hill than a bad rap video.
In any case, there were plenty of Vicky Secret supermodels on the catwalk this night including a ridiculously in-shape post-baby Miranda Kerr (jaysus that woman!), a liquid-dieting Adriana Lima and our South African ex-pat Candice Swanepoel.
That’s all for now pouters, stay beautiful!