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Gisele Comes Out on Top Once Again

While taking a break from doing some budgets before payday, I stumbled across the Forbes list and as always I’m interested to know what the super models are making! This however, might make you feel somewhat inferior in the looks/money area…

gisele bunchen

For the seventh year running – Giesle Bunchen ranked in an estimated $42million in 2013-2013…. That’s a whole lot of moola. However her earnings don’t match last years total of $45 million but are actually even more impressive when you take into account that she took off time to give birth to her youngest daughter, Vivian. This woman is POWERFUL. Powerful because is making at least 3 times as much as the people that came behind her

Here are the figures of the models that came as runners up eating Gisele’s dust in the list were:

Miranda Kerr – $7.2 million

Miranda Kerr for VS Lingerie December 2012-050

Adriana Lima – $6 million

andriana lima

Kate Moss – $5.7 million

Kate Moss

Liu Wen – $4.3 million (an emerged Chinese superstar who is the first Chinese model to star in a Victoria’s Secret Fashion show.)


Now, excuse me while I go cry in the corner and feel inferior.

x flea143

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Victorias Secret Fashion Show: WTF??

Pouting Darhlings….

Me again…. oh, don’t look so sad! I won’t be posting until next week anyway… I’m off on a weekend away with my lover 😉

We all love Vicky’s Secret… Or do we?  Their latest show they did on the 10th of November really made me wonder if I’m still loving them as much as I used to.

Check out all the cheeky, ridonkulous hilarity in these pics…

Miranda Kerr models a $2.5 million dollar bra. $2.5 million dollars. That’s how much we care about boobs, people.

“Oh me? I’m just heading to the supermarket in my panties.”

“I’m the laaaaaady of the laaaaaake!

Model Joan Smalls rocks a feathered head piece, which is in no way awkward in the bedroom.

 It’s amazing what you can do with a glue gun these days.

Well, now I’ve got the “Reading Rainbow” theme in my head.

 You know, neon? Out of the tube? Verrrrrrry dangerous.

No. A thousand times no.

 Behati Prinsloo, can we talk? Go back stage, strip down and run–don’t walk–away from these miserable clothes.

Lily dear, that jewelry looks so heavy on your frail frame. Why don’t you sit down and take a load off?

“I’m a superhero … of sexy?”

With all the uncovered bums running around, Candice Swanepoel is positively conservative in a long coat.

“Pay no attention to the two helmet-shaped objects I’ve fashioned to my hipbones.”    “Excuse me? Can someone tell me why they’ve decided to fashion a bathmat around my neck like a cape? Anyone?”Everybody knows that there’s nothing men find sexier than doilies.

“Greetings, I’m the dark angel of pleather.”

You’ve heard of black swan and white swan, but never period swan.

This outfit would be really underwhelming without the hat.

This outfit comes with its own Bryan Adams soundtrack.

“Hey folks, I just flew in, and boy is my superfluous lingerie parasail tired.”

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be tacky butterflies.

“Definitely what I’ll wear to meet the queen.”

It also spins.

Tacky is in the front as tacky does from the back.

“Do I have something in my hair?”

Why don’t you come upstairs and see me up there sometime?”

“My superhero name? Avenging Angel. that’s why I get to wear the most clothes.”

“Is there something behind me? No! You’re joking!”

“Guys, It’s like a lingerie and wedding dress all in one. So basically it’s perfectly frightening.”

Who comes up with this stuff? And on what kind of drugs? And are they sharing those drugs? Because it’s clear that there’s something rather cuckoo clocks about the whole affair. And even though there’s tons of boobs and bare bums, it doesn’t even seem that sexy — just campy and silly. You might call it the Snookification of sexy: More Benny Hill than a bad rap video.

In any case, there were plenty of Vicky Secret supermodels on the catwalk this night including a ridiculously in-shape post-baby Miranda Kerr (jaysus that woman!), a liquid-dieting Adriana Lima and our South African ex-pat Candice Swanepoel.

That’s all for now pouters, stay beautiful!



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