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Beyonce Gets Her Kit Off And Sparkles in FLAUNT Magazine

Hi Poutlings

BEYONCE (2)Despite the fact I am not the biggest fan of Beyonce’s music, one cannot deny that she is exceptionally beautiful. Beyonce is on the cover of Flaunt Magazine, July 2013 with swoon worthy images shot by the talented Tony Duran.

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Seems like Flaunt’s creative directors know that there is no need for wasting time on shopping and dressing if all you have to do is to get a couple of body paint bottles and a good brush or two add Beyonce’s figure in the mix and you have one other worldly images as a result.

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The makeup is absolutely first class, and I am slightly jealous I couldn’t get my brushes all over Beyonce. That sounds dirty, but really, it is NOT supposed to.

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well done Queen Bey & co!

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x missfitz

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Let’s go ride a bike… Naked?

Hiya Poutlings ❤

Have you ever got the desire, and never managed to shake it, that you need to feel the wind on your butt cheeks as you pedal around on your favourite bicycle? If so, then you need to start saving your money for a trip to… AUSTRALIA, to participate in the annual Melbourne naked bike ride. Actually, you may not have to that far – naked bike rides are apparently held all over the world in locations such as LONDON, HUNGARY and… PARAGUAY.

SA, I urge you all, let’s not make this a THING we copy (like everything else), please?

naked bike riding

It certainly takes a lot of, well, balls, to ride a bike naked. So hats off (helmets on/clothes off?) to the crew of bold Melbourne riders.

x missfitz

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BORN THIS WAY? Yes, Insecure to the Bone

Hiya Poutlings

I’m sure by now that most of you are aware that I’ve never ever bought into this women… For example, just two weeks ago she was banging on about the media hoo-ha of her weight gain, then she posted a series of photographs of her in her underwear (of doing sit-ups around the clock for a week) accompanied a “Body Revolution” campaign urging others to embrace their bodies. The mixed message of “embrace who you are” with “look I’m thin again” doesn’t agree with me… and I really do not give a shit if she DID suffer from bulimia and/or annorexia since she was a teenager, she has a social responsibility to fufil as her target market is a young generation with young minds, and I must be honest, I don’t believe the bullshit that comes out of her mouth anyway.

So she’s gone back to parading her bod as a matter of business, because frankly, her music is not her main business…. On Friday she went for lunch and Les Pirates, Juan Les Pins in the South of France in a bikini top/bra and denim shorts – so desperate for us to see that she’s toned up again.

I do not call this a Body Revolution, to me that is simply treating your body like a piece of meat. Oh yes, she likes to wear meat too…

I question the likes Yoko Ono and Oprah Winfrey praising Draga as a role model to misaligned youth. The message I’m receiving from Gaga is: Cover your body when it doesn’t meet your perception of society’s expection, then crash diet and compulsively exercise, and walk around half naked to prove that you’ve got a hot bod again.

As I’ve always believed, and it has now been proved yet again, she was in fact BORN THIS WAY, insecure!! She needs a warning label for the under 18s.

So anyway, Draga went back to her fail safe of early 2012 injecting the “Lady” back into her look for the launch of her ironical expensive hooker scent, Fame, at Harrods this weekend. Draga arrived to her appearance in a gold horse drawn carriage. Classy.

for this occassion, Lady Gaga got her RuPaul on with full length figure-hugging black dress, massive hair, winged Winehouse eyes and baroque horror claws… what the feck?

Eleganza!

 I rest my case…

*proceeds to step off my Soapbox*

**missfitz

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NSFW: Banned Brian Atwood Ad Campaign featuring Candice Swanepoel

Hiya Poutlings

South African beauty, Candice Swanepoel stars in the debut Brian Atwood advertising campaign which features the supermodel wearing lingerie and reclining on a naked man because many people look at deeply boring images like this one and finds them interesting.

Anyway, although the above shot is your garden variety “sexy fashion” print ad, the TV spot is generating more controversy because it’s way more naked. The prints ads have been banned from hanging on the Madison Avenue building houses Brian Atwood’s new Midtown store but the designer’s skin heavy fashion film has got the boot from cuty taxi rear seat TVs for its risque content.

WARNING: As mentioned in the title of this post, this post contains NSFW content. In other words, NOT SAFE FOR WORK. This video is not safe for most work environments, do not watch it if you don’t want to get fired. Pout Perfection accepts no responsibily for loss of jobs due to the content on our site, especially when we give you stupid little warnings. That’s all.

If you cannot watch the video because you are at work, or at church or are just a bit of prude… Candice portrays a sexy executive of some kind who has many PC monitors in her office; she sits down at her sexy executive desk to watch those PC monitors, which broadcast a big-no-penetration-orgy (involving herself also). That risque content is actually just faux-masterbation and Candice smoking cigarettes. However if you can watch the video, all the breathy histronics are worth a laugh; especially when a naked Candice Swanepoel approaches the PC monitors and begins to kiss/eat them.

What are your thoughts on this? Should it be banned? But what are they really advertising? Good shoes = good sex? Good lord, I have a lot of good shoes but I don’t want an orgy. REALLY do not want an orgy. I just think someone at the advertising department needs a firm kick up the backside and maybe to go for sex-therapy lessons that sex doesn’t always sell, or does it? Who knows.

**missfitzz

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Let’s Talk About Kontouring…

Hiya Poutlings

I am pretty sure the title of my heading has most of you NOT reading this post, but those of you that are brave enough to face what I have to say, well, I salute you, in the nude 😀

Kim Krapdashian has for some reason taken to Twitter to show her followers just how she pretends to be someone from the cast of the Lion King draws a facelift on under makeup before an apparent photo shoot…

Fascinating, isn’t it?

If it were anyone else I would be seriously congratulating their time and effort they have put into creating such a wonderful masterpiece. Contouring is not necessarily hard, it takes lots of patience and blending the shit outta your brushes, it takes someone who has patience to be able to put this facade everyday… someone like Kim.

Does the sight of the Krapdashian tongue and the thought of where it’s been make anyone else want to be boarded up in a nunnery for the rest of your life?

*shudders*

The end result is the caked face we’ve come to know and love or hate, depending on who you are….

**missfitzz

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