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Nude Nails a la Essence

At the recent #CptBloggerMeet one of the goodies in our fabulous goodie bags was a nail polish from Essence.

Already knowing and believing in what Essence have to offer, I had to give this one a go especially because its such a neutral colour.

I wore this a few weeks back and shared it on my Instagram here but I forgot to write a quick post on it.

Essence Nude Glam

This is one coat of base coat, two coats of polish and one coat of top coat.

My nails lasted a good 7 days before they started to grow out and what is better I had no chipping!

Thank you Essence for the wonderful polish.

x flea143

Related reading: Optiphi Refine-Foliant

Essence – Class of 2013 – Product Review

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Disclaimer: this was a part of a goodie bag that was given to me at the CptBloggerMeet, this has not altered my view of the product in anyway.

 

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Beyonce Gets Her Kit Off And Sparkles in FLAUNT Magazine

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BEYONCE (2)Despite the fact I am not the biggest fan of Beyonce’s music, one cannot deny that she is exceptionally beautiful. Beyonce is on the cover of Flaunt Magazine, July 2013 with swoon worthy images shot by the talented Tony Duran.

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Seems like Flaunt’s creative directors know that there is no need for wasting time on shopping and dressing if all you have to do is to get a couple of body paint bottles and a good brush or two add Beyonce’s figure in the mix and you have one other worldly images as a result.

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The makeup is absolutely first class, and I am slightly jealous I couldn’t get my brushes all over Beyonce. That sounds dirty, but really, it is NOT supposed to.

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well done Queen Bey & co!

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x missfitz

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Kate Middleton : The Best Maternity Style Ever?

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Kate Middleton is due to pop out a royal baby in a matter of weeks. She is due to go on maternity leave from the 13th of June.kate middleton1

She attended the service to commemorate the 60th anniversary of the Queen’s Coronation yesterday morning along with Prince William and Harry and a whole bunch of both minor and senior royals at Westminster Abbey.

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Kate wore pale pink Jenny Packham for the event. A beautiful lacy dress with a silver grey ribbon, she paired it with a Jane Taylor pill box hat plus of course, her trusty LK Bennett nude pumps.

The whole outfit comes together when you see the shoes. The outfit speaks of Kate, conservative and demure but while one is pregnant, do you really want to be loud and proud? I think not. She really looks quite lovely.

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I think other pregnant stars, mention no names could learn something from this fine young woman’s dress sense. I believe this is the last royal outing until the baby comes, but she looks positively radiant.

Well done Kate.

x missfitz

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Remember that Time Jenny McCarthy Had Sex With a Tree?

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I am aware that the title of this post is going to baffle your minds if you haven’t heard this ridiculous story, but read on just a little and you will understand why I titled it that and nothing else. PG 13.

Autism “curer” and “literary genius” Jenny McCarthy is promoting her newest book “Bad Habbits : Confessions of a Recovering Catholic” and she learned the best way to sell a book is to spill some ridiculous scandolous (not really) secrets about all the time she did drugs and fucked a tree so hard that it squirted sap like it’s never squirted sap before.

BACKGROUND FOR THOSE THAT ARE NOT AWARE OF WHO SHE IS: For those that are not aware, she is an American model, comedian, actress, author, activist and game show host. She began her career in 1993 as a nude model for Playboy and was later named the playmate of year. More recently, she has written books about parenting and has become an activist promoting research into enviromental causes and alternative biomedical treatments for autism. She has claimed that vaccines case autism – claims which are considered false by the medical community.

It’s been reported that Jenny writes while partying she popped so many Ecstasy pills that it made her take off all her clothes (like she needs Ecstasy pills to do that) and practically rub her what nots all over the tree and screw it.

“The texture felt so good that I decided to rub my head and boobs all over it. It was a tree I was humping.”

She then writes that her friends who were also rolling hard got paranoid and wanted to run to the road for help.

“I noticied that we weren’t wearing anything. So I responded `let’s not. We’re naked. Let’s just try to sneak back to the beach to get our clothes.`”

so… according to Jenny sticking any vaccine needle in your child is wrong, will probably send them to an earthly death and anybody who does it should be dragged into the town square and stoned – BUT – eating a bunch of ectasy pills and then forcibly having sex with a tree until you birth out an acorn baby is okay and not wrong? Good to know. Thanks for clearing that up, Jenny McCarthy, M.D.

Yes, in this case M.D. stands for MANIACALLY DUMB.

*missfitz

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I Got The Nudes Like Jagger

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Mick Jagger‘s oldest daughter, Elizabeth Jagger stripped down naked for some fishy photos, she also got naked with her mum. (Awkward?) They’ve been shot by Fishlove to help the world know that if we don’t stop overfishing, scientists predict that by the middle of the century all marine life will be extinct. Yikes. Save the sushi!

that awkward moment when you get naked with your mum and play with dead fish

Meanwhile, it’s easy to forget when it comes in a can or a roll or a burger….. or even when you are scuba diving, but tunas are big. The scary part is not that Lizzy Jagger is completely nude, riding this poor tuna…. It’s that over 4 MILLION TONS of tuna are taken out of the ocean every year… and that is the point of this campaign, obviously.

Fishlove says we’ve got to can our tuna addiction.

*missfitz

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