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Let’s go ride a bike… Naked?

Hiya Poutlings ❤

Have you ever got the desire, and never managed to shake it, that you need to feel the wind on your butt cheeks as you pedal around on your favourite bicycle? If so, then you need to start saving your money for a trip to… AUSTRALIA, to participate in the annual Melbourne naked bike ride. Actually, you may not have to that far – naked bike rides are apparently held all over the world in locations such as LONDON, HUNGARY and… PARAGUAY.

SA, I urge you all, let’s not make this a THING we copy (like everything else), please?

naked bike riding

It certainly takes a lot of, well, balls, to ride a bike naked. So hats off (helmets on/clothes off?) to the crew of bold Melbourne riders.

x missfitz

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I Got The Nudes Like Jagger

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Mick Jagger‘s oldest daughter, Elizabeth Jagger stripped down naked for some fishy photos, she also got naked with her mum. (Awkward?) They’ve been shot by Fishlove to help the world know that if we don’t stop overfishing, scientists predict that by the middle of the century all marine life will be extinct. Yikes. Save the sushi!

that awkward moment when you get naked with your mum and play with dead fish

Meanwhile, it’s easy to forget when it comes in a can or a roll or a burger….. or even when you are scuba diving, but tunas are big. The scary part is not that Lizzy Jagger is completely nude, riding this poor tuna…. It’s that over 4 MILLION TONS of tuna are taken out of the ocean every year… and that is the point of this campaign, obviously.

Fishlove says we’ve got to can our tuna addiction.

*missfitz

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Let’s Talk About Kontouring…

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I am pretty sure the title of my heading has most of you NOT reading this post, but those of you that are brave enough to face what I have to say, well, I salute you, in the nude 😀

Kim Krapdashian has for some reason taken to Twitter to show her followers just how she pretends to be someone from the cast of the Lion King draws a facelift on under makeup before an apparent photo shoot…

Fascinating, isn’t it?

If it were anyone else I would be seriously congratulating their time and effort they have put into creating such a wonderful masterpiece. Contouring is not necessarily hard, it takes lots of patience and blending the shit outta your brushes, it takes someone who has patience to be able to put this facade everyday… someone like Kim.

Does the sight of the Krapdashian tongue and the thought of where it’s been make anyone else want to be boarded up in a nunnery for the rest of your life?

*shudders*

The end result is the caked face we’ve come to know and love or hate, depending on who you are….

**missfitzz

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PLAYGIRL OFFERS PRINCE HARRY 1 MILLION US DOLLARS

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Those of you that follow us on Facebook may have seen my little blurb post about Prince Harry’s naked photos that got leaked onto the internet.

the naked chef, oops, I mean the NAKED PRINCE.

To which a royal source had confirmed the pictures were infact of Prince Harry and his pasty white bottom… in more news that would make all the posh Brits drop their tea cups…. (I am far from being on the posh ones, but I did drop a tea cup this morning 😦 )

Well, it was only a matter of time until the media started to jump on the bandwagon, and now magazines worldwide are clamoring to do get him to do it again and photograph the bits no one got to see. Playgirl has taken the cake this time though!

THIS IS REAL PUBLICATION. I LEARNT SOMETHING NEW. I THOUGHT IT WAS FICTIONAL. HAHAHA.

Everyone pretty much knows royal protocol would avoid this type of exposure, excuse the pun, at all cost, but Playgirl are offering him this, for lack of a better word, opportunity, just because they can… and plus, score on publicity for them too, right? I wasn’t entirely sure Playgirl was an actual publication until now.

Playgirl is ready to offer  Harry $1 US million for the chance to photograph his junk, but they tell E! that it’s obviously a pie-in-the-sky dream; the Playgirl publisher Vincent Stevens said:

“There’s no way in the world that he would ever consider this, but you’re talking about numbers in the six figures right off the bat.”

Ooh. Six figures. To Royalty… AS IF! Not even the slightest chance… He probably spent more than that on his Vegas bar tab in which got him into this mess in the first place.

His poor grand-ma-ma, she must be ever so shocked, horrified and mortified that the magazines with PLAY (Playboy, Playgirl) in the title are so obsessed with anything related to royalty like that downside to Dutchess Kate’s family, her cousin, Katrina. I would love to see him trying to explain himself to the Queen, because her tits must be in on giagantic tangle. Poor old dear. Silly Harry.

Oh well, at least he had fun that night! 😛

**missfitzz

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The Naughty Middleton & Her Crown Jewels

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Pippa Middleton and her sister, Dutchess Kate

The Middleton family is just oozing with style. Dutchess Katherine is the epitome of classy chic, sister Pippa always look stylish and trend appropriate and now their distant cousin, has emerged on the scene with her own unique and risque aesthtic. My dear Pouters, meet KATRINA DARLING.

The “fun gene” in the Middleton family didn’t all just go to Pippa! Some of it went to Katrina Darling who is unique and risque and who also happens to be a distant cousin – but related to Kate nonetheless. All you have to do is take one look at their hair to know they’re related. THE HAIR ON THEIR HEAD! God. You’re so gross.

Dirty dancing … Katrina Darling performs her raunchy show…

Katrina and Kate are technically second cousins once removed (Kate’s grandfather is the brother of Katrina’s grandmother), but still you can see some resemblance from their shiny luxouris locks to their wide set eyes and big smile. Kate and Katrina have many an enviable feature there is no wonder why Katrina is gaining some fame.

While you’re here, take a look at some of Katrina’s pin up modeling….

It was revealed a few months before the Royal Wedding that the soon-to-be Dutchess was related to an ex-banker and soon-to-be full time burleque dancer there was quite an outrage. Fancy British people everywhere dropped their tea cups and their mouths to the floor. Then Hugh Heffner knew exactly what to do – let the dust settle, wait about a year and then give Katrina a chance to publically shake what her mama gave her in an eight page spread in Playboy September 2012. That is my version of events anyway, and I’m sticking to it.

When things get a bit boring around the palace, which I’d imagine as quite often, Kate Middleton can skip over to her cousin’s house to learn some burlesque moves to impress William. (Or Harry…. yes, I still believe Kate will have a ginger heir.)

Apparently, there isn’t any frontal nudity in the photoshoot, except for one topless shot, so it seems like Katrina’s keeping it tasteful. Who knows if the Palace requested she do so or not, but there is one thing we can be certain of, these Middleton girls have style and PANACHE!

Kate has nailed conservative-chic and Katrina’s got bawdy elegance down to a T.

How wonderfully stylish their Christmases must be!

**missfitzz

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