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Melissa Explains It All…

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Anyone remeber the 90s TV show, Clarissa Explains It All? Well, Melissa Joan Hart, the former Nickelodeon teen-star has revealed her secret ‘wild side’ in a new publicity stunt to gain more interest in herself, an “exciting tell-all” book. Shame.

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She told Life & Style magazine:

“I experimented with weed, Ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline for about a year and a half, I was kind of running with a bad crowd, I just didn’t enjoy taking drugs. I don’t like the loss of control.”

She wants everyone to know that she was not addicted to any of the aforementioned substances (possibly because addiction has a bad rep – but taking drugs does not?) and apparently Paris Hilton offered her cocaine once and she turned it down. Paris’ rep denied this, obviously.

She also goes on to boast about her past sucking face sessions with various celebs including former Backstreet Boy, Nick Carter.

Now, I’m all for memoirs of celebrities, autobiographies if you will – but this seems a bit… dare I say, desperate? There appears to be a lot of name dropping, not to mention substance-name dropping, a lot of high tales that may or may not be true and a very unoriginal name?

Sounds like a terrible read. I’ll give this one a miss!

x flea143

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Models and Meat

Hiyaa Poutlings

Is it just me or are fast food chains combining meat and models into their adverts to prevent the men from going to the bathroom in advert breaks? The money that these models must get paid for these adverts must be astronomical, as they are almost downing more calories in one mouthful on screen than they usually do in a whole year. Okay, maybe that is an exaggeration, but… you get what I mean?

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Heidi Klum’s latest job for US chain Carl’s Jr shows Miss Klum proividing the hot sauce in the advert.

she “plays” a burger eating seductress in a recreation of the famous Mrs Robinson scene from classic movie The Graduate.

In a preview of the promo Heidi Klum explained:

“I am playing Mrs Robinson and I am seducing the cute little boy with the burger. Food and sauce is on my mouth and I’m licking my lips. It’s a very sensual, sexy scene.”

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Kate Upton and Paris Hilton have also met the marketing men’s approval. They both got hot and steamy witha  burger in hand for a pretty penny.

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And the super-trim models aren’t just getting excited about the burgers…  Pamela Anderson and Jessica Simpson have all been the faces of Pizza Hut and they never opted for the salads. Luscious Latino star, Selma Hayek, appeared in a Burger King advert too and Dunkin Donuts used Naomi Campbell to boost their profits.

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What are your thoughts?

Mine are… SELL OUTS…. Clearly in a world where the focus is slowly becoming on being healthy, a fast food chain is not the correct way to go about your business, especially if your livelyhood and career has been your body….

 x missfitz

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Another Day, Another SEX Tape…

Hey Pouters,

Seems that if you’re keen on being seen as a “proper” Hollywood celebrity nowadays, you need to start with a sex tape. Otherwise you’re just not a celebrity. The newest tape to be released is that of The Roommate star Minka Kelly.

According to the celebrity gossip website TMZ.com; “The tape is shot in a semi-professional manner.  The camera is secured by a tripod and hooked up to a TV monitor, so both Minka and the BF can watch the action they create.  Minka is very aware of the camera.”

There is also the question of whether Minka was over 18 (the legal age in the USA to have sex) when the tape was shot, but so far nothing has been proven otherwise and Minka herself (or her rep for that matter) hasn’t commented on the tape.

In all fairness though, did you know who this girl was till now? I bet your answer would be no. Well, there’s no question that sex tapes have helped girls (and guys) in their quest for stardom before, so why would now be any different?

Let’s look at the evidence:

Exhibit A:

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian’s sex tape with rapper Ray J, where he is seen urinating on her, landed her a reality TV show on E! about her crazy family; Keeping up with the Kardashians and it now loved (and hated) by many a fan.

Exhibit B:

Paris Hilton

Madam Hilton landed her own reality TV show with Nicole Richie in The Simple Life soon after her sex tape was made famous and now has her own franchise.

Exhibit C:

Colin Farrell

Famous for being a “supporting actor” at the time, Colin Farrell’s career skydived after his sex tape was released in 2005 and he gained notoriety as a Hollywood bad boy and gained huge roles in movies such as Horrible Bosses and Phone Booth.

Exhibit D:

Kendra Wilkinson

Kendra was known as the naughtiest girl in Girls of the Playboy Mansion, but when the video came out she was supposedly “livid”. Let’s not forget how popular her TV show Kendra became after the release of the tape though… I’m just saying.

Anyway there are many more people including Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, Verne Troyer, Tulisa Contostavlos, Katie Price, Jenna Lewis, Keeley Hazell and Rob Louw who have also had sex tapes leaked publicly, whether it was leaked by a third party or by themselves. We also have our very own sex tape scandals in South Africa including Joost van der Westhuizen’s and Pieter de Villiers’.

So, it seems that if you want a reputation (mostly a bad one), you need to release a sex tape and you’re an overnight celeb! Beware though, as the competition is obviously very very fierce. *rolls eyes*

Have a lovely week further mah pretty pouters!

♥ MarindaLiza ♥

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The Village Called; They Want Their Idiots Back…

Hi Pouters!

So, what is funnier than a pageant queens answers that may get a little lost in translation from the brain to the tongue? Well, celebrities when they are trying to be smart.

Here are some of my favourite idiotic quotes from the finest the media has to offer, or are there any better out there? 😉

“I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states.” – Raquel Welch

I think you missed that geography lesson.  

“A zebra does not change its spots.” – Al Gore

 Such a pity, I expected so much more from Al Gore.

A zebra has stripes!

“I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.” – Tara Reid

God. Help. Us. All.  

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” – Christina Aguilera

Oh my gawd…. Maybe its actually gonna be in Cannes for a change?? Sigh.  

“I don’t diet. I just don’t eat as much as I’d like to.” – Linda Evangelista

Thats like a defination of a diet! OH EM GEE!  

“I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky, a pulsating force of incredible energy.” – David Arquette

I wonder what God thinks about being called a giant vibrator. Compliment? Insult?

“Is this chicken or is this fish?” – Jessica Simpson, on tuna

Its a lamb’s testical, dumbass. 

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean, I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” – Mariah Carey

I almost thought for a second you had a heart but then you started on your second sentence, and well, I realised your still a self centered ice queen. 

“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger

Well, that defeats the point now. Doesn’t it?

“I wouldn’t feel right wearing clothes covering my body.” – Christina Aguilera

I never knew this lady was a nudist. Good for her.  

“I’m shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don’t have that.” – Tila Tequila

What a great example to set for the myspace generation! No wonder STDs spread like wildfire. Well done!

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” – Brooke Shields

That’s awesome, so once I’m killed I’ll have other insignificant parts of my life? Wooohooo!

“I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.” – George W. Bush

Don’t take my word on this, I’m not a medically qualified but that sounds like you have different voices talking to you in your head.

“If you have intercourse, you run the risk of dying, and the ramifications of death are final.” – Cyndi Lauper

Oh crap, how did my parents survive?

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don’t like eating fish, and I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” – Britney Spears

Oh goodness. Ok then – good for you!

*missfitzzz

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Don’t Always Believe What You See!

Hiya Poutlings!

In Hollywood, nothing is ever as it seems. We really do expect a certain amount of glitz and glamour from the celebrities prancing around on the catwalk and people seem to get sucked into the illusion. Tales of plastic versus natural are a constantly in the media and even some of the most resistant celebrities fall prey to the look of perfection, determined by the top plastic surgeons.

PARIS HILTON

Poor old Paris, she rose to fame through a sex video leak, reality shows, and just being famous because she is famous. She has gone through numerous transformations, some noticable, others not so. While its obvious she over dyes her hair to get her signature blonde bombshell look, what isn’t well known is that she was born with brown eyes.

Photographs from her childhood up to her early teens show her looking more natural with brown eyes, seen in the picture of her holding a tea cup chihuaha. However, photographs of her now she always seems to be wearing blue contacts.

Her eyes are not the only things that have undergone a change. Recent photographs of her show her lips looking heavily and I would imagine painfully, collagen-injected, and of course there are plenty of rumours that she had added breast implants to her appearance… who cares about breast implants??

MADONNA

Mags, seen in a split screen image before and after photo retouching (above right) proves that diet and exercise are more than what is needed to keep a youthful appearance. Wearing a lace covered hat Madonna seems to have also had work on her cheeks.

A close up of Madonna (bottom right) shows what her skin looks like with the effects of aging. Seen leaving the gym (bottom left), shows how difficult it is for her to maintain her appearance, with veins showing on her arms and her arms looking very muscular lets us all assume that she devotes hours at the gym to keep her physique and a youthful exterior.

FERGIE

 

Stacey Ferguson has been in the spot light since she was a child star. This split shot (above left) shows her with curly hair before her Hollywood transformation began. Her nose appears wider and her eye shape is distinctly different. Dressed in a cheerleading uniform, a young Fergie had completely different features considering the difference in her appearance. The media suspects that she has got an eye lift as well as breast implants… WHO CARES ABOUT THE BREAST IMPLANTS? ITS HOLLYWOOD!!

BEYONCE

Despite her terrible music, no one can deny her beautiful looks and even with those it looks like she’s had some help from a knife. Years ago, Beyonce was wearing a gold outfit on stage with girl band, Destiny’s Child, and she had a natural bustline. However a more recent picture of Beyonce wearing a floor length gold dress suggests she’s had implantsWHO THE FECK CARES?? But anyway, they give her already curvy figure – even more curves!!

I do in a way feel sorry for these women, in the star light. They have immense pressure on them day in and day out to look their best and its no wonder they generally go to such extreme measures to ensure that they in fact do look gorgeous… Sometimes too much? Yes.

It doesn’t help women who read/watch the media and constantly compare themselves to these starlets – a lot of womens self esteem rests upon what their favourite star looks like/how much weight they’ve lost/what plastic surgery they’ve had and unfortunately that is not reality for the real women. By all means – LOOK AFTER YOURSELF but do not weigh your self esteem on these people, they are as Sandylashxx has previously mentioned there are inspirations versus aspirations!

love yourself! missfitz orders! 😉

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