Whenever I come across these, they make me laugh because not only are these characters our pop culture idols of the past – what they say rings true to exactly how I imagine they would #hashtag and share things with their followers, being us. Plus, they are 99% better than most of the celebrities out there!
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Here are some photos from a Harper’s Bazaar photo shoot featuring Kate Upton and some exotic fur babies. There is a lot of controversy, of course, as there always is with Miss Upton. However, before I touch on that, please can I confess – I love Kate’s styling in these photos. It’s very retro, but it’s incredibly flattering. I love the fact that no boobs are pushed on you when looking at these images, and I lovelovelove the fact that Bazaar has some hair and makeup people who weren’t hypnotised by her boobies and actually put some great effort in to make her look great!
The controversy? The editorial is aptly named “The Animal Nursery” and the theme is that Kate, is not only a largely
talented breasted model, acting as a nurse to baby animals, and she poses winningly while holding up various kinds of animals.
The shoot was styled by Carine Roitfeld and it will appear in all 26 international editions of the magazine. This is hardly the first time a major fashion magazine appears tone deaf about how fashion editorials are accessorised. Vogue recently went under fire by using actual babies as accessories for fashion shoots, and just a couple of months ago, Vogue did an absolutely terrible shoot in the areas of New York which were drastically affected by Hurricane Sandy. So, where does “using endangered baby animals”” fall on the list of editorial disasters?
Fashionista reached out to Harper’s Bazaar, but no one at the magazine would issue any statements. Fashionista also reached out to Zoological Wildlife Foundation, which apparently provided the animals for the shoot, and they wouldn’t go on record either. But, as always PETA did, FYI – I am not a fan of PETA however their statement was interesting…
“The gibbon featured in the photographs is an infant and should be with his mother at all times. Besides the emotional trauma that he has undoubtedly suffered as a result of the separation, his delicate immune system is still developing, and he is susceptible to illness that humans carry. All the animals in the photographs are endangered and should be protected rather than being treated like props.”
Now, PETA, are melodramatic all the time, however – if all of what they are saying is true, (I’m not claiming to know because I am not a vet), then the gibbon should most definitely be with its mother. Damn. As for the little tiger… I think he is adorable. I wish he would follow me home and he could be my tiger for life. I bet he has super sharp kitten claws though… and to honest, that is what bothers me most about this shoot – that they had all those babies together on the set. What if the baby tiger thought the gibbon was a playmate and those kitten claws come out and then…? Disaster.
Anyway, what are your thoughts?
PETA is pissed off again, but this time they are utterly peeved with model and Victoria’s Secret Angel – Alessandra Ambrosio because of the latest pictures snapped of her on the beach by the paparazzi.
These pictures caught my interest for two reasons. She just gave birth on the 7th of May and her 31 year old body seems to be back in tip-top, banging condition and the second reason is she has a little dog, who you can see in these photographs is dyed purple and pink, and well, PETA has had a shit fit.
“What most people don’t know is that dyeing a companion animal’s fur can cause the animal stress and lead to complications or allergic reactions that endanger the animal’s health.
Our dogs and cats love us regardless of how we look; why not extend the same kindnessto them?”
PETA has also had a shit fit when Emma Watson, was seen out with that turned out to be a friend’s pink-dyed puppy called Darcy.
Darcy, the puppy, who was dyed pink from having close to R1,080 treatment at Groom Dog City in Bethnal Green, East London. The owner Stuart Simons told the media:
“Emma has dyed Darcy twice. Pink is our biggest colour, but I do look after another bichon called Casper who comes in for a blue mohican. All the dyes I use are completely animal-friedndly. They are made from vegatable dye. I wet the dog, rub it on like shampoo, leave it for five minutes and then wash it off. Because Darcy is white, it takes really well. She is a very calm dog, absolutely lovely and she enjoys her groom. Lots of people say it’s cruel to dye a dog but I say it takes no time, it doesn’t affect their skin and they don’t look in the mirror and go, ‘oh, I’m so embarrassed’. Rather they get so much attention in public, it can’t be a bad thing.”
To try and calm the social media outrage on Twitter, Emma posted a tweet saying:
“Ayeye. Just to clarify one more time that I don’t have a dog. @PinkDarcyDog is pink because her owner is raising money for breast cancer.”
Basically, PETA‘s latest mission in life is yelling about people dyeing their dogs. I don’t really have a strong opinion about that either way – I think the act of wanting to or dyeing your dog is plain stupid, for sure, but I’ll acknowledge it is not harmful to the dog if the owner makes sure that the dye is organic and fur-friendly. I have to admit though, Alessandra’s puppy is extremely cute and so is Darcy the dog. Is it because the puppy is pink and purple? Not really. The puppies just has a really cute face.
What do you guys think? Will you be dyeing your pooch’s and pissing off PETA? I won’t be, my dog finds being bathed traumatic, never mind a whole dyeing session.
Do you think PETA should focus on bigger issues than people just letting their puppies have dyed fur?
Let me start off by saying if your easily offended by the talk of female genitals, rather do not carry on reading this post, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Strange Blog Topic For Today: Vaginas. The Mysterious Body Part. They aren’t exactly my idea of beautiful. They bleed for a few days a month without dying. Babies heads can pass through them once a woman has reached sexual maturity. Is yours normal? Well, how can you tell, you ask? They are like snowflakes or finger prints – no two va-jay-jays are alike.
Well, I thought I’d introduce to some of the most exceptional va-jay-jays recorded in time. Yes, dear Pouters – they record this shit!
An Artistic Lady Bit
Performance artists are generally rather strange, giving birth for art or in this case in 1975. Carolee Schneeman stood on a table, after rolling her body around in mud and proceeded to pull out a scroll from her vagina, to recite what was written on it. The interior scroll is now displayed in an art museum. And you thought art was boring. Art or just psychotic? I’ll leave you to decide… and how much art has your vagina produced lately?
Her Va-jay-jay Can Bench Press More Than Your Va-jay-jay
Tatiata Kozhevnikova has the strongest va-jay-jay in the world, don’t believe me? Check the Guinness World Records… She even has special va-jay-jay barbells, SERIOUSLY? OMG. WHAT THE EFF? Is your va-jay-jay getting “small man syndrome” at the thought? Ha ha. Thought not.
THOSE ONE WHO DIDNT HAVE ONE…
1 in 4000 women are born congenital absence of the vagina. In laymans terms, without a va-jay-jay. It looks like its there, there is no absence in the “exterior view” but where the entrance to the va-jay-jay should be there is only a dimple or indentation. There is surgery which can fix the absence, or one can have a variety of different treatments which include dialation or pressure techniques (I bet that scared a bunch of our male readers! Ha ha!) yeah, I don’t really have much to say about this, but OH EM GEE.
Rwandan Women’s are Longer than Yours…
Dr. 90210 taught me that in America, the ladies undergo plastic surgery for their va-jay-jays, to have the labia trimmed *shakes head* however in Rwanada, the women go through labia stretching – yup – they want them bigger! The bigger the better – obviously size counts here. Elongated labia are perceived to be an asset and will result in better sex for both partners. The WHO (World Health Organisation) consider this practice to be mutilation but lets get real, having it trimmed in the name of cosmetic surgery must be why X-Men movies are doing so well…. mutilation at its finest.
The Biggest in History
The Scottish Anna Swan is believed to have the largest va-jay-jay in history but to be fair – she was quite a giant… She was 7″5 tall, and her husband stood 7″11 tall. She gave birth to a baby boy and when he was born the circumference of his head was 19″…. and that’s all I’m saying.
Raising our South African Flag High or Long?
Mon Vi of Cape Town, South Africa has the longest recorded bush in history – I’m not talking about one in her garden either. The longest bush is 71cm long *vomit* sis!! Do they even still make those – it sounds incredibly 70’s porn star!
But wait, there is more!
SHE WHO HAS TWO!
Lauren Williams is a women who has two va-jay-jays! TWO! She has bicornuate uterus, which means she has two vaginas, two cervixes, and two uteruses. That’s a whole lot of lady bits.
SHE IS NOT ALONE – I’M SURE YOU’VE HEARD OF THIS ONE RECENTLY!
SHE WHO IS TWO TIMES MORE LADY THAN YOU!!
Hazel Jones has been all over the media recently. She went onto a morning television talk show to talk about her womenly problems. She spoke about her very unique va-jay-jay… the medical term is uterus didelphys. In laymans terms it pretty much translates to her having two uteruses and two vaginas. So… she lost her viriginity twice. Has double heavy periouds every month…. that is a whole lot of tampons and double PMS and if she’s not careful she got get pregnant twice at the same time. Eish. I need a stiff drink to even think of such things. Got to give her credit where its due…. thats a whole lot of lady plumbing to deal with.
I don’t know what I’d do with another va-jay-jay… maybe rent it out?
So, it only took one week from when the show aired on television to now that this woman has been offered to star in a porno. ONE WEEK. Wars last longer than the time it took for her to be offered to be a pornstar. She would received a one-million dollar contract from Vivid Entertainment for her services, if she agrees of course. That means she can pay each of her vaginas half a mil each for taking a starring role in a porno.
To sweeten the deal, Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment says Hazel can pick any XXX partner she wants in her movie as well as telling her that, “We would fly you out to L.A. as soon as you are available and provide you with first class accommodations.”
I doubt she’ll say yes, she seems like a lovely little lady but who knows, for a legit offering of one-million dollars what anyone would do – obviously depends on their financial and moral circumstances.
If she does take up the offer, can you imagine what fun the script writers will have with coming up a title? “A Tale of two Vaginas?”, “Double Agent Vajay-jay” hahaha – I’m no good at that, let me know what you think it will be called in the comments!
For Our Normal Va-jay-jays…
So, do you think your va-jay-jay is normal and boring? Well, you can all ways vajazzle it like mentioned previously or the latest trend from New York seems to be “foxy bikini” and “carnival bikini” treatments.
PETA is outraged over this, but PETA does get their tits in a tangle over a lot of things – sometimes silly things, I have to say I somewhat agree with them being upset over this. The brain or should we say “brain” behind this is a former Real Housewives of New York star: Cindy Barshop.
The procedures of getting a foxy bikini treatment and carnival bikini treatments involve starting off with a full bikini wax, and then after which real fur – generally coloured (foxy bikini) or feathers (carnival bikini) are affixed to the va-jay-jay with a special glue that will keep them there for at least three days.
Now, I didn’t have a problem with vajazzling, in fact, I do not care if you vajazzle yourself or not (I still don’t see the point…) however – why would you wax all your pubes so you could stick something furry down there or fluffy down there when you’ve just waxed your own furry/fluffy bits off?? Secondly, REAL FUR?? You’re nuts! REAL FEATHERS?? You’re still nuts!! And its all on your va-jay-jay – I don’t see the point, I really do not… maybe I missed the point but I don’t believe men will find this attractive (just like vajazzling but hey…) and secondly, can you imagine having a man whip off your knickers and seeing weird coloured fur and feathers down there – I’m pretty sure he’d run for the hills, thinking you are either storing a birds nest in your knickers or you have some weird from of STD that will turns the colour and consistency of your pubes to that of a fox?
Sis on anyone of you that have this done. Rather, buy another vagina or something.
I have little hope left in human kind when I read stuff like this… crazy people!