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Kate Middleton Is Officially in Labour – Palace Confirms

HOOOOOOORAY!

hoooray

Kate Middleton has been admitted to St. Mary’s Hospital in London in the early stages of labour Kensington Palace press office confirms.

“Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Cambridge has been admitted this morning to St. Mary’s Hospital, Paddington, London in the early stages of labour,” says the official statement.

“The Duchess travelled by car from Kensington Palace to the Lindo Wing at St Mary’s Hospital with The Duke of Cambridge.”

Thank goodness for that – the long wait is over and the fun is finally beginning (for us, not for Catherine)!

DEEEP BREATHS!

DEEEP BREATHS!

Let’s hope has got a big bag of posh pain killers to help her pop that future heir to throne out and that sister Pippa and her well-meaning advise (deep breaths, Catherine!) steer clear of the Lindo Wing for now, at least (she’s probably getting her hair done before she pops down to pose for the waiting media as we speak!)

The jury is still out as to whether its a boy or a girl…

x missfitz

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The Naughty Middleton & Her Crown Jewels

Hiya Poutlings!

Pippa Middleton and her sister, Dutchess Kate

The Middleton family is just oozing with style. Dutchess Katherine is the epitome of classy chic, sister Pippa always look stylish and trend appropriate and now their distant cousin, has emerged on the scene with her own unique and risque aesthtic. My dear Pouters, meet KATRINA DARLING.

The “fun gene” in the Middleton family didn’t all just go to Pippa! Some of it went to Katrina Darling who is unique and risque and who also happens to be a distant cousin – but related to Kate nonetheless. All you have to do is take one look at their hair to know they’re related. THE HAIR ON THEIR HEAD! God. You’re so gross.

Dirty dancing … Katrina Darling performs her raunchy show…

Katrina and Kate are technically second cousins once removed (Kate’s grandfather is the brother of Katrina’s grandmother), but still you can see some resemblance from their shiny luxouris locks to their wide set eyes and big smile. Kate and Katrina have many an enviable feature there is no wonder why Katrina is gaining some fame.

While you’re here, take a look at some of Katrina’s pin up modeling….

It was revealed a few months before the Royal Wedding that the soon-to-be Dutchess was related to an ex-banker and soon-to-be full time burleque dancer there was quite an outrage. Fancy British people everywhere dropped their tea cups and their mouths to the floor. Then Hugh Heffner knew exactly what to do – let the dust settle, wait about a year and then give Katrina a chance to publically shake what her mama gave her in an eight page spread in Playboy September 2012. That is my version of events anyway, and I’m sticking to it.

When things get a bit boring around the palace, which I’d imagine as quite often, Kate Middleton can skip over to her cousin’s house to learn some burlesque moves to impress William. (Or Harry…. yes, I still believe Kate will have a ginger heir.)

Apparently, there isn’t any frontal nudity in the photoshoot, except for one topless shot, so it seems like Katrina’s keeping it tasteful. Who knows if the Palace requested she do so or not, but there is one thing we can be certain of, these Middleton girls have style and PANACHE!

Kate has nailed conservative-chic and Katrina’s got bawdy elegance down to a T.

How wonderfully stylish their Christmases must be!

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You Go Girl, or should I say Dame?

According to a recent L.A. fitness poll which surveyed 2000 people, 66 year old actress, Dame Helen Mirren wins the best body award for 2011 knocking the likes of Pippa Middleton,Elle MacPherson, Kelly Brook, Jenifer Lopez and several other hotties to take down the crown. The results were as follows:

  1. Helen Mirren – 17.65%
  2. Elle MacPherson – 10.6%
  3. Kelly Brook –  8.35%
  4. Jennifer Lopez –  6.6%
  5. Cheryl Cole –  5.35%
  6. Myleene Klass –  4.2%
  7. Holly Willoughby – 4.1%
  8. Pippa Middleton-  4%
  9. Kate Winslet –  3.9%
  10. Nicole Scherzinger –  3.8%

Topping the list on the males side was David Beckham, shortly followed by our lastest Bond – Daniel Craig and Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt were not far behind. Their results were as follows:

  1. David Beckham – 21%
  2. Daniel Craig – 15.75%
  3. Johnny Depp – 10.25%
  4. Brad Pitt –  9.35%
  5. Peter Andre –  6.65%
  6. David Hasselhoff –  3.55%
  7. Rafael Nadal – 3.3%
  8. Ryan Reynolds –  3%
  9. Robbie Williams –  2.3%
  10. Simon Cowell – 1.95%

Tony Orme, marketing director for LA fitness, said: “Helen ­Mirren’s victory in our Best Body poll illustrates how, when it comes to body maintenance and wellbeing, age really is nothing but a number.”

Dame Hellen has not said much about achieving this title, but since she recently became a spokesperson for Wii Fit Britain, may be saying enough without saying anything at all!

British actress Helen Mirren poses for photographers next to her wax model at Madame Tussauds in London May 11, 2010. REUTERS/Paul Hackett

Happy pouting and remember, age is but only a number!

x

MissFitz

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Pro Tip: Shades

While there are many fancy looking; cheap and reasonably priced sunnies on the market which approach you from every angle, make sure that when you try them on that you hold your hair back so you can see if they fit and suit your face correctly. Bear in mind that no matter how cheap they are, they should have UV protection which is the wisest thing to do to look after your
eyes.

While cleaning them wash them in cold water with no soap or else you will get a streaky residue, which isn’t that glamorous.

Happy shading!

x

MissFitz

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