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What Will Life be Like for the Royal Offspring?

Hiya Poutlings

Royal watchers are ravenous for news about the forthcoming progeny of Prince William and wife, Kate, so loads of speculations have happened all over the net – have taken a look at what life will be like for the soon-to-be third in line to the British throne.

  • He or she will be welcomed with tolling bells, cannons and bonfires. I’m serious. You probably won’t understand if you’re not British. It’s something we do.
  • His or her last name will be same as William’s. Which is Mountbatten-Windsor, for those who don’t know.
  • If she’s a girl, her name will probably include “Diana”. But it most likely will not be her first name, just one of many, the Atlantic Wire points out that Europe’s largest betting firm is already taking bets.
  • Kate will probably breastfeed the little one. That might seem obious, but up until Princess Diana, British royals typically used wet nurses.
  • There  may (or may not) be a nanny. But just one, and any royal siblings may share. (A far cry from the two to four nannies per child like some American celebrities use.) However sources have said that Kate plans to be a full-time mum and doesn’t want a nanny, an idea that initially shocked Prince Charles. She may, however have a maternity nurse for the first few weeks.
  • Speaking of royal siblings, Kate may be having twins. Medical experts say hyperemesis gravidarum, the servere form of morning sickness that caused Kate to be hospitalised is linked to having twins.
  • Kate wants her child to lead as “normal” a life as possible. Even so, that “normal” life will likely include an approximate R16,000,000 wardrobe alone, according to an expert who has dressed royals in other countries. But another expert notes that those clothes will probably be “sensible”, and that royal babies are typically brought up with “few parties, not too many toys and very dull meals”.

@RoyalFetus avitar image off Twitter

Don’t forget that the world has far too much time on their hands and you can follow the royal foetus on Twitter @RoyalFetus. Thanks to them for the use of their avatar image for this post!

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The Bad Hairday… We All Have Them!

Hi Pouters!

In honour of Sandylashxx going to the hairdresser for the first time in 10 years.

Celebrities have access to some of the best hair stylists in the entire world, and yet they still have bad hair days.

Have a look at some of the worst bad hair days I’ve come across on the net!

It wasn't until now that we knew a supermodel as beautiful as Kate Upton could have a bad hair day.

That's one hell of a royally bad hair day, Kate!

Vertically challenged Jill Zarin has a solution for her height, pile a foot of hair on your head!

Rachel Griffiths shows the world why one should never ride in a convertible with the top down to an event.

Avril Lavigne, you're 27, not 14. You have no excuse. Whatsoever.

Cameron Diaz is blown away at how awesome her Starbucks is!

Nicki Minaj looks like a cross between Marge Simpson and candy floss

David Beckham was clearly tired of hearing how hot he is. Don't worry, nobody's saying that now, Becks

Is she trying to look like a greying grandma? Even Pink admits that her stylist ruined her hair!

Sharon Stone puts Snooki to shame with her helmet head poof.

Its rumoured Elvis is one of Alicia's biggest musical influences, well, I'm not sure about the musical part, maybe... hair influences?

Kelly lost a ton of weight, but it appears to have gone to her hair!!

Kesha always strikes me as being dirty, but I didn't know she was stupid enough to stick her finger into a plug point... I can't help but wonder what she is hiding in that mohowk!

Adrienne Bailon's hair is so side-heavy, she had to balance it out with an equally massive earring.

Remember the day Kaley Cuco played in the hay...

Anne Hathaway keeps herself safe on the red carpet with her massive helmet head.

it's Janet ... Mr. Jackson, if you're nasty.

Oh what type of post would this be without taking a stab at Jersey Shore, stop judging me, I haven't done it ages! Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino found religion ... in his hair.

Johnny Weir, you're not a ballerina, you're a figure skater.

hahahahaha.... Kellis... hahahahaha!

Let's play a game, its called... WHERE'S WHOOPI?

Splendid comb over Charles, just splendid!

This is unheard of Jennifer Anniston having a bad hair day...

Jared Leto needs to learn the rule of mohawks: do not do them.

Ahh, so this is why Lady Gaga wears so many wigs!

 

Jay Manuel really needs to find a look look. ASAP. You're no silver fox like George Clooney.

 

Cassie's hair is the perfect example of why electric razors are not suited for children.

 

Nooo! Mel B lives up to her Scary Spice nickname with this 'do. But what's a half-shaved 'do without ...

 

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