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Kate Middleton : The Best Maternity Style Ever?

Hiya Poutlings

Kate Middleton is due to pop out a royal baby in a matter of weeks. She is due to go on maternity leave from the 13th of June.kate middleton1

She attended the service to commemorate the 60th anniversary of the Queen’s Coronation yesterday morning along with Prince William and Harry and a whole bunch of both minor and senior royals at Westminster Abbey.

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Kate wore pale pink Jenny Packham for the event. A beautiful lacy dress with a silver grey ribbon, she paired it with a Jane Taylor pill box hat plus of course, her trusty LK Bennett nude pumps.

The whole outfit comes together when you see the shoes. The outfit speaks of Kate, conservative and demure but while one is pregnant, do you really want to be loud and proud? I think not. She really looks quite lovely.


I think other pregnant stars, mention no names could learn something from this fine young woman’s dress sense. I believe this is the last royal outing until the baby comes, but she looks positively radiant.

Well done Kate.

x missfitz


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Coming live to you from Buckingham Palace in 3D on Christmas Day

Hiya Poutlings

and more specifically to our UK Readers…

If you want to scare the bejaysus out of your drunken Uncle or other crazy relative on Christmas day then please be sure to put the Queen’s speech on the tele which this year is going to be be in 3D.


I can think of nothing more frightening than Her Royal Highness and her perm beaming into your lounge to rattle on about what an “annus horribilis” the past year wasn’t while the United Kingdom sits there jerking and twitching as their tired, food and probably drink-overlaid synapses fight to protect them from being poked in the eye by the Buckingham Palace Christmas tree.

If they’re going to to that route, they really ought to look into broadcasting Harry’s Vegas naked pool billiards footage in 3D instead of Her Majesty emotionlessly reading some speech someone else wrote through her British stiff upper lip off an auto-cue. By the way, read all about the British forces giving Harry a naked salute here *clickety click*

Now, that is my idea of entertainment. If this becomes a reality please be sure to let me know when, and I will ensure that I am back home to watch that in 3D.

The rest of us in South Africa will no doubt, be able to watch the Queen’s speech on SkyNews on DSTV… fortunately or unfortunately not in 3D.


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NSFW: KEEP CALM AND… Embrace the Nudity??

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[NB: NSFW stands for NOT SAFE FOR WORK. I’m serious; close the browser if you do not want to get fired. Thank you. This public service announcement is brought to you from Pout Perfection’s stay employed innitiative.]

I briefly mentioned this on our Facebook page where we post exclusive content and generally try to brighten up everyone’s days.

I present you one of the many reasons why I love Great Britian (I am far more patriotic than I care to admit…) and more specifically, their armed forces. If you want to know the general reaction amongst the Brits to Prince Harry’s Las Vegas strip billiards scandal, then I suggest you take a gander at this facebook group.

Almost 36,000 people have joined “Support Prince Harry with a naked salute!” and are posting multiple pictures of themselves, in their birthday suits, to give their colleage, or “comrade” as Ju-Ju would call him and let him know that a bit of Vegas nakedness is no big deal as far as they are concerned.

I just lost a whole morning laughing my ass off at these, so I hope I am not alone!!

Anyway, I disgress, whilst theres been a socked fuss wordlwide over Harry’s Vegas antics, in Europe a bit of nakedness and if anything it shows the third in line to the throne in a more human light, like I’ve mentioned multiple times before, Harry is the only one who appears to not take life too seriously and has a bit of fun.

Reportedly, Harry is is at his father’s Gloucester home until he goes back to work later this week and as that coincides with the 15 year anniversary of his mother, Princess Diana’s death, I think it’s safe to say from a PR point of view, Harry is going to be fine.

Will any of our readers be doing a naked salute to post online the group?

Please drop us an email of it, we want to see it too. hahaha.



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Hiya Poutlings!

In a pretzel like bit of exploitation masquerading as outrage, the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority has released a flood of marketing materials in the past week pretending to be angry about the Prince Harry scandal which I have previously mentioned here…  **LINK** – not over his behaviour in Vegas, of course, but the over the behaviour of his fellow party goers, or bystanders, if you may, that took the photos of his naked ginger-backside and posted them everywhere, on the internet, which is ignoring the rule that what happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas.

The advert points to VisitLasVegas.com/knowthecode, where you can actually sign a note *BIG SIGH* vowing to refrain from “tweeting, tagging, posting, telling, whispering, emoting, defining, drawing up, writing about or in any way revealing” anyone’s bad behaviour in Sin City.
Check out #knowthecode on Twitter for more… if you’re interested!

They have also unveiled a more friendly-poster, slightly amending the well known original, Keep Calm and Carry On, the war poster. Faux outrage in adverts is pretty annoying as are stupid pledges, I suppose…

It is however still hard to find fault in the Vegas Tourism advertising, it is witty, yet cheap. On the one side, it appears dim-witted yet beloved, a Prince yet a profligate, Harry is the perfect endorser for the city. Like I’ve mentioned before, he is the only one who actually appears to have any fun. The Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority would be foolish not to take Harry’s side on this one. They clearly want him back for more scandals. I highly doubt his Grandmamma will allow him to go back.


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Hiya Poutlings!

Those of you that follow us on Facebook may have seen my little blurb post about Prince Harry’s naked photos that got leaked onto the internet.

the naked chef, oops, I mean the NAKED PRINCE.

To which a royal source had confirmed the pictures were infact of Prince Harry and his pasty white bottom… in more news that would make all the posh Brits drop their tea cups…. (I am far from being on the posh ones, but I did drop a tea cup this morning 😦 )

Well, it was only a matter of time until the media started to jump on the bandwagon, and now magazines worldwide are clamoring to do get him to do it again and photograph the bits no one got to see. Playgirl has taken the cake this time though!


Everyone pretty much knows royal protocol would avoid this type of exposure, excuse the pun, at all cost, but Playgirl are offering him this, for lack of a better word, opportunity, just because they can… and plus, score on publicity for them too, right? I wasn’t entirely sure Playgirl was an actual publication until now.

Playgirl is ready to offer  Harry $1 US million for the chance to photograph his junk, but they tell E! that it’s obviously a pie-in-the-sky dream; the Playgirl publisher Vincent Stevens said:

“There’s no way in the world that he would ever consider this, but you’re talking about numbers in the six figures right off the bat.”

Ooh. Six figures. To Royalty… AS IF! Not even the slightest chance… He probably spent more than that on his Vegas bar tab in which got him into this mess in the first place.

His poor grand-ma-ma, she must be ever so shocked, horrified and mortified that the magazines with PLAY (Playboy, Playgirl) in the title are so obsessed with anything related to royalty like that downside to Dutchess Kate’s family, her cousin, Katrina. I would love to see him trying to explain himself to the Queen, because her tits must be in on giagantic tangle. Poor old dear. Silly Harry.

Oh well, at least he had fun that night! 😛



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