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FOREO LUNA IS NOW AVAILABLE IN SOUTH AFRICA

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Luxury skincare accessory brand, FOREO have an award winning item in their range, the LUNA. This is a device used to aid cleansing the skin which provides a massage and has had nothing but positive reviews internationally. After being available at the likes of Selfridges, Harvey Nichols, Sephora, Fortnum & Mason – to name a few international powerhouses of beauty. The expansion of the Swedish brand launching in Nigeria earlier this year, they have taken the plunge and are now available on South African shores – just in time for the Christmas gifting season!

I have never read nor heard about the FOREO Luna, which is to be used while cleansing your face that massages and cleanses skin to leave an improved healthy-looking glow while lessening the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. Once you have cleansed your face, you are to rinse the LUNA and reverse the surface to the wrinkle-prone areas (around the eyes and mouth) in a lower frequency, which is more commonly known as the Anti-Aging Mode. The reason why the Luna is award winning lies in T-Sonic ™ (transdermal sonic) pulsations which are applied across the skins surface which results in an appearance of instantly refreshed skin. It has been compared to a mini-facial in the comfort of your own home. While cleansing, it gently removes dead skin cells, removes dirt from pores, make residue is gone and improves the absorption of your skincare products.

FOREO Luna is made of rounded silicone touch-points which move with ease across the skin for the ultra-gentle cleanse that tired and delicate skin needs. Silicone bristles are more hygienic than brush counterparts available on the market. The Luna is available in different variations for every skin need.

The product is fully rechargable and lasts up to 450 beauty treatments at a time. That means it needs to be charged about once a year. The brush heads do not need to be removed. Luna comes with a 2 year limited warranty and a 10 year quality guarantee for a life-time of beautiful skin.

This is a pricey product, but you are paying for a quality Swedish product (our exchange rates don’t help either) and ranges from R1,900 for the Luna Mini, the standard Luna is R2,799 and Luna Luxe is R90,000 (this includes a 20k gold base).

Luna Mini - R1,900

Luna Mini – R1,900

Luna - R2,790

Luna – R2,790

Luna Luxe - R90,000

Luna Luxe – R90,000

You can purchase the FOREO products online on their website  and at Zando.

x flea143

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World’s Penis Chart…

If you’ve had a craving for rain forests, untapped deposits of raw minerals, and gigantic penises, now’s the time to head to the Republic of Congo.

Hiya Poutlings 🙂

A new study ranked the world’s countries by average length of erect penises and found that the Congo is home to the most well-endowed individuals. At 18.034cm, their enormous sex organs put them at the top, just above the male populations in Ecuador – 17.78cm, Ghana – 17.272cm, Columbia – 17.018cm, and Iceland 16.51cm.

Wondering where the USA falls on the world’s penis chart? Get out your magnifying glass … you’re gonna need it.

The average penis size of an American man is 12.954cm, landing them the 25th percent, behind the U.K. with 13.97cm, Spain also with 13.97cm, and Canadas also at 13.97cm, as well. Poor Americans. So many huge SUVs polluting the World’s Ozone layer, so many little penises.

If heading to the Congo really isn’t your thing, you might want to consider a trip to Italy. They came in 6th out of 113 nationalities with an average length of 15.748cm. Pasta, pizza, gelato, aqueducts, wine, art, romance, history, bucolic landscapes, ancient cities, and enormous baloney ponies? Italy really is a dream land…. If you have no sarcasm filter, this statement is sarcasm.

South Africa came in after Italy, 7th place according to this study, at 15.24 centimeters. Yay. Go TEAM SA. Please wave your flags around safely. Be wise, condomise, and all that jazz.

The research was done by a professor at Ulster University and some are critiquing its validity, saying he got his “facts” from the Internet, but come on. It’s a study on schlong sizes. Of course you use the web to glean data on this – it’s not like the professor took a ruler around the world and demanded men to whip out their peters.

But if that is what he did, I wonder if he needs a research assistant next year… I think I know the perfect candidate for him. hahaha.

Here’s part of the list, just for reference:

Republic of Congo, 18.034cm

Ecuador, 17.78cm

Ghana, 17.272cm

Colombia, 17.018cm

Iceland, 16.51cm

Italy, 15.748cm

South Africa, 15.24cm

Sweden, 14.986cm

Greece, 14.732cm

Germany, 14.478cm

New Zealand, 13.97cm

UK, 13.97cm

Canada, 13.97cm

Spain, 13.97cm

France, 13.462cm

Australia, 13.208cm

Russia, 13.208cm

USA, 12.954cm

Ireland, 12.7cm

Romania, 12.7cm

China, 10.922cm

India, 10.16cm

Thailand, 10.16cm

South Korea, 9.652cm

North Korea, 9,652cm

your thoughts?

missfitz

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